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Applauses to all of you! Kudos! Applauses all around! I was looking at the statistics for my blog and I am impressed.

The darker the color, the more hits I got. So as you can see Canada and the US are neck and neck, I got hits from Mexico, El Salvador, Finland, Denmark, South Korea and China (???). I got another chart displaying the number of hits I got from each country and is not bad, at least I don't think it's bad. The numbers are broken down as follows:

Canada 332.. how is it going,ey?
United States 290... good day fellow Americans
South Korea 28...  Hyundai rules
China 13 ... mao rules
El Salvador 7... we rule
Denmark 3... I've been a very naughty boy and deserve a spanking please
Mexico 2... yo quiero Taco Bell
Germany 1... Guten Tag
Finland 1... see Denmark for more explanation
United Kingdom 1... God save the King

So to all my English-speaking followers, thank you! And to my non English-speaking followers, gracias!

Oh yeah and to the girl from Finland, Olen ollut erittäin tuhma poika ja ansaitsevat selkäsauna!



Today was the CLSC day. The nurse and the then the bath.



At 8 AM exactly the nurse was knocking on my front door. This is the monthly visit I get from them so they can do a checkup on me. My wife opened the door and went on doing her stuff. So first things first, get naked. I'm a man of the world don't get me wrong, I'm used to getting around. I once did a porno movie so being naked is no big deal.


She starts analyzing my body, making sure I had no bruises. Poking me on the left, poking on the right, taking sugar readings, taking blood pressure... Etc

Once she finished asking questions, we go to the uncomfortable side for them...umm... my lower part!

So she takes out a sterilized ruler and starts measuring stuff. Same old, same old.


- "I see it's still the same size."
- "Yes it's still the same size"
- "well let's make sure of that"

she starts measuring me and yes it is still 9 inches x 2. She tells me I'm a very lucky man but that surgery was still an option to make it smaller if I wanted to. I told her it didn't bug me at all. Seeing that it's the first time I see this nurse she starts asking questions of my past. You know the usual ones, where are you from? How old I was? What was my previous job? Every time they come here it's the same thing: probing, poking, checking, measuring, talking, nurse stuff you know.


But I'm thankful that they come every month to check on me, to use me and abuse me. I never had so many women see me naked in all my life. Seriously!?! I'm used to it by now. Last time a woman came by to give me a bath and when she got to the lower parts she opened my trousers and let out a small OMG. I'm not lying, she did. But then she immediately recuperated the situation by saying that she had never seeing a trouser liked that. Okay, maybe it should have that checked. So I did and every time since then the nurse comes with a ruler to make sure it's still 9" x 2. You never know how big a bruice can get. WTF did you guys think I was talking about?