Monday, July 30, 2012

The professional


Hello!

Just finished my bath and now I’m about to contemplate the ceiling….

…But I got to tell you about my visit to my brother’s place yesterday; it was nice…. You kinda get sentimental because you were able to do all these things before, like jump in the pool, and now you can’t. I told my niece that one day I’m just going to ride my chair into the pool so that I fall into it and I'll be dragged down by the weight of the chair; once down there I will unlatch my seat belt and float back to the top….. poetic shit… please don’t try this on your own, I’m a professional fruit cake and therefore can take care of myself…..  Like I almost lit myself on fire because I dropped a mini-cigar (cigarillo) on myself and once again my poor niece witnessed the event with horror in her eyes but I reassured her not to worry that I would have put the fire out by dozing it with the beer I was drinking…. I’m just freaking that good…. End of the day I was dead because of the humidity and had to be rushed into my climate controlled polar bear cage…..I hate MS….

Take care folks!!

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