Hello!
Just finished my bath and now I’m about to contemplate the
ceiling….
…But I got to tell you about my visit to my brother’s place
yesterday; it was nice…. You kinda get sentimental because you were able to do
all these things before, like jump in the pool, and now you can’t. I told my
niece that one day I’m just going to ride my chair into the pool so that I fall
into it and I'll be dragged down by the weight of the chair; once down there I will
unlatch my seat belt and float back to the top….. poetic shit… please don’t try
this on your own, I’m a professional fruit cake and therefore can take care of
myself….. Like I almost lit myself on
fire because I dropped a mini-cigar (cigarillo) on myself and once again my
poor niece witnessed the event with horror in her eyes but I reassured her not
to worry that I would have put the fire out by dozing it with the beer I was
drinking…. I’m just freaking that good…. End of the day I was dead because of
the humidity and had to be rushed into my climate controlled polar bear cage…..I
hate MS….
Take care folks!!
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