A second in time

Hello!

First of all…..Creationist go to a God blog or something, we are going to talk concepts not suitable for you…. This warning is also intended for my nephew and my daughter's friends..

I was thinking, yes I do that sometimes, and I was baffle by the realization that my folks are going to be celebrating 50 Years of marriage!...Each in their own little world; my mom in her corner and my father in Hell (a suburb of Ottawa, Ontario). Yeah, and my brother turned 48 today!! Wow, they have come a long way, right?...Not by a long shot!! People, this weekend I reflected on this thing called Time and we are “…dust in the wind…”…Shit! The Universe is 13.7 billion years old…THAT’S BILLIONS, with a capital B! And Earth is 4.5 billion….the oldest rocks discovered are 3.x billions of years…and I have a new perspective on life…When you think that our oldest monuments are thousands of years old, kinda wants to make you laugh.. And JC?! Well he was born 2k years ago, only…. So that saying ".time is afraid of the Pyramids" is a hoax!… I learn this weekend that time waits for no one. Here we are with our bickering over religion, territory, who’s wrong who’s right, what sex do you like , drugs….who cares?!! Humans have a due date!! Fack saving the world! In 3.5 billion years the Sun is going to engulf us and no one will know we existed…. We have 2 options: Status Quo or let’s get the hell out of here because if we don’t we’re going to die toasted….

I know, live for the moment right? Yeah I think so too… I think that next time a creditor calls my house I’m going to explain to them the theory of “I don’t give a hoot because we are all going to die, but thanks for the money anyways...” and maybe they will leave me alone…. But I’m pretty sure that American Express has an office in the afterlife…

Take care folks and a happy bday to my brother….oh yeah, don’t suicide; time will take care of you.

PS Am I happy or what?!...no I'm OK, it's just that we waste our time doing things that really don't matter when the end game is nothingness.... I mean does it matter if I'm the richest guy in the world?! I'm going to die and generations from now I won't be remembered.....unless I destroy the planet, wait... then there won't be anybody there...  All I am saying is enjoy life, be happy, don't waste time as it is very precious and.... when the fuck did this become a philosophical post?!....I'm sure tomorrow there will be a shitload of suicides because of this post and I will be blame for it...No, please don't!  Be happy with whatever life has given you...Love thy neighbor, unless they parked in your parking spot and...Ah to hell with this! I'm going to see TV..

PS PS If there's any creationists reading here: I know God will strike me down and you will be laughing your ass off telling me "I told you so" when the rapture happens....not very nice, but you will still do it... Fuck all of this to say I saw some good shows this weekend regarding astronomy and we are but a second in time....

PS PS PS Before I forget, a big "Danke" to little J's dad (the J man, formerly known as electromagnetic guru guy...my hands are shot here...) for the Coors iced T... I still got my stash and now I have his...I'm going to be soooo wasted when the rapture comes.... I think that even if you're a Jew He will take you with him...no, not your wife... she's Mexican...

PS PS PS PS Luv ya!......Once again, no not you...