Thursday, July 19, 2012

The inseminator


Hello!

Good day to you all…


I'm bigger in real life
Just finished my bath with a “babe” named Linda, apparently my Thursday bath guy and I aren’t in the same wavelength when it comes to girls. This person is the one replacing my guy while he’s vacationing and he had told me I was getting a knockout of a bath girl… Yeah well, no. First of all she reeks of cigarettes and it’s not that I don’t like people like that, it’s just that they smell funny! Secundo, I'm hitched and I'm a secretly happy homo....okay, not true but she came to my house with the promise she was going to get pregnant and it's not going to happen. Although my reputation at the CLSC is one of a breeder and even if the last 6 CLSC people, nurses and bath people, plus a social worker, have left on maternity leave and I was the last patient they saw, it was luck! .. So Linda came because she wants to have a kid and I was her last hope…. And right now it’s all jokes and laugh but I guarantee you that when I become rich, I will have so many paternity suits it’s not even funny….

Take care folks and please click on the advertising on top; daddy needs a new pait of shoes!!


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