Friday, July 13, 2012

Destiny sucks


Hello!

Not… I’m not a happy кемпер!,,, I don’t feel so hot after having added 1+1 and found out that death was the result! It has been scientifically proven that people that happen to inherit or win vast amounts of money usually die within months of their good fortune!... Well today my nurse man came over to cure my wound and to administer a “surprise” blood exam. I asked the guy why I was having another exam seeing that this year I already had one.  The guy was evasive with his “you know doctors” routine and he left me with a bad after taste… but that’s not all!! How it works is the nurse sips my blood out and then a courier comes at around this time to pick up the blood; well this morning the nurse rushed off with my blood to the test facilities! So I’m 100% sure that tonight I will win the $43million dollars and by next Tuesday the doctor will tell me the bad news about me having a rare illness called bigocokulidis; a very rare disease that affect 1 in a zillion persons and death is eminent within 2 to 3 months …..Well I have given strict orders that if this happens I want to be buried in a 10ft grave filled with 5ft of concrete, 3ft of dirt, 1ft of barb wire and the remainder concrete again….with all the money in my casket… I WILL…take it with me!!

Take care folks!

PS Where do I get all this shit?!....

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