Wednesday, July 18, 2012

The N word explained


Hello!

ARGH…!

-          “ Are you okay Chuck?”

No voice, I’m not okay! I’m in one of those moods where I hate everybody; where everybody is my enemy. I mean, I woke up this morning in such a bad mood that I made it a resolution that if I won the lottery jackpot I was, am, going to give the finger to my family and not share my fortune! I will take the money and run… I’ll move to a country that has no extradition treary with Canada and become a dead beat dad……

Yeah, I’m in a bad mood…. If I had a nuclear missile I would probably nuke France just because…Great, just great! Look what you made me do!! I used the “N” word!! Now you got me in trouble with Homeland security; last time I was in trouble with them was because I used the words President and kill in the same post. I was chloroformed to Washington to explained why I had selected those particular words to use in my post… I got to learn the meaning of the word “truth syrup enema”; me and John became good pals….So I used the “N” word and my hands are shot, all before 1:00PM, it’s going to be a great day y’all….

Colonoscopy time!

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