Hello!
What did I tell ya? The Universe always spices up your life
one way or another….
I wish I could really say that but my phone hasn’t even ringed!!
It’s been a very, very, very slow day! Olivia hasn’t move from her upstairs bed…she’s
napping her eyes out! Me?! I had my bath, the bath lady said that my bed sheets
looked like they needed to be changed…soooo she changed them!!... A slap in the
face to my wife if you ask me!!! She broke so many sisterhood rules is not even
funny! First rule broken?! She snooped around another woman’s domain without
her consentment! Second? She placed new bed sheets on another woman’s man bed… and
she did do an awesome job…my bed is so perfect right now, I just want to go and
lied on it; it’s inviting! Rule number three??... pfff, she took out the
garbage! How freaking perfect is that?! Let’s not go to the brooming rules and
the washing the old bedsheet…. This is the terminator T800 of care givers…..
I
know what my wife is going to say: “Well if she’s so perfect, marry her!”… She’s
a newbie!!! She has to do the extra effort so she can still get jobs… She has
to be the Martha Stewart of whatever her job title is when she walks into a
house… Let me enjoy the pampering while it lasts!!! I swear there’s no kissing,
no hugging, there’s no emotional
attachment to her what so ever… you still number 1!.. Althought I like it when
she kisses my hand goodbye….
Take care folks!
PS You know I’ll be in the dog house for a while….
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