Hello!
Good day to you all…
If it’s not one bad news is another. ..
Yesterday I found out that the landlord changed her mind
about me modifying the patio door. Alright, then she has to agree about
modifying something otherwise we are ready to move out…. But this morning there
was, for a brief moment, hope. Microsoft had selected me to partake in the $50
000 000 000 000 000 000 GBP bounty they were giving away… granted, there weren’t that many zeros but it sure looked that way
to me…
So I was ready to send my confidential information so that I may get my
just part of the pie. I was going to buy a house, nay a castle, some cars, get
a sex slave, take money baths given to me by real sexy ladies… I was going to
do it all!!But then the better part of my brain, the one that still works and I
don’t like that much, told me to investigate this email… Son of a bitch!! Just like my
Mexican nephew who was looking for money because he got stranded in Juarez,
this email was a fraud!! MERDE!! Out the windows, no pun intended, my dreams
went!! Why do people do stuff like that?! They are wasting my time! This is a
cynical post; I knew this was a hoax from the moment I read “You won”. Seriously, I would only
believe I’m a winner if Ed McMahon shows up and tells me I won the PCH lottery
and even then I would ask for ID from him and his camera crew. Please…. Besides
I have already won the Microsoft lottery once, what are the odds of me winning it again…
Take care folks!
MS Zillionair
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