Wednesday, December 24, 2014

RIP Jimmy

Hello…..

Arhg!!!!  

It was a basic marinating job people! The instructions called for a 20 minute prep time, 20 minutes! Heat the jam, the hoisin sauce, the soya sauce, blend until smooth and baste the freaking bird! It was supposed to be that simple, that’s it nothing more!! Instead it took 2 hours of “Yucking” and not wanting to take out the bag of giblets away because it wasn’t a “normal” thing to kill a turkey and prepare it for food….. I told the stupid kid that if she went to Africa, in the wild, lions tigers and all of that wild fauna wouldn’t hesitate to kill her and eat her; so preparing and eating Jimmy (because she gave it a name) was our way to get even for all of those death by wild life.


Merry Christmas people…

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