Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Absorbing Neutrinos

Hello….

Last month of the year people, make it count!


So yesterday I got one of “my’ final gifts for the holidays, my bible, “How I met your mother” DVD collection. All the seasons packed in what looks like a book; making it believe it’s the playbook from Barney Stintson… if you don’t know what it is, what’s wrong with you? It is so nicely pack that I’m not even going to open it.

Amazon is shipping cats
Awww, so cute...
After that pleasant surprise, I wondered off to the shopping mall in search of some Alka-Seltzer to keep during the season. We already had one victim and I blame myself for not being ready for such an event; “A home without Tylenol and Alka-Seltzer is not a home, it’s hell.” I always say. So now I am ready for whatever ailment might come my way. But I went to the shopping center for something else, I was looking for blood and I found it; Call of duty for Xbox 1! Wow, what graphics, what story line, what a game… the guy at Target didn’t think much of the game, but he looked like an arty type of person that wouldn’t kill a fly so this wasn’t his type of game he said… what a loser, when you’re in sales you basically own whatever the customer wants. I remember when I use to sell stuff, the customer would ask if the computer was fast and I would always answer with “I am happy with it…” leading them to believe that I had one…. That’s how you sell shit, not by giving your honest opinion…. Nerd!


Take care folks….



PS And what was it with those two tribal piercing on the ears…You looked like an Amazon native person…Dweeb....

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