Hellooo…
Good day all…
It is 1:45 PM and… I haven’t had lunch yet. I was on the
carpet drying my wheels because I ventured outside. Bad move, very very bad
move. I got stuck twice outside because it’s a mixture of snow and water
(slush) and my freaking chair is not a car or tank or legs… So I was drying off
philosophizing about how life doesn’t want me here. Really, I been on survivor mode since the womb of my lovely mother. Here’s
the scoop….
My mother always claimed that while pregnant with me she was
on a strict diet of champagne and “pancita”… tripe soup, yum… I hate that shit.
Anyways, what mother in her right mind doesn't stop drinking alcohol while
pregnant? Then, at the tender age of 8 days old, my silly brother decides to
feed me a turtle egg! It was the sixties folks, nothing green happening in
those days except pot. I survived that gastronomical adventure too only to be
stranded in Mexico with my nana on an errand to a pharmacy; some dude on a bike
found us. I came to Canada just to be diagnosed with MS, given a wheelchair
that has broken so many times, it’s not even funny. I’ve got an appointment
early next year already; I probably should get a customer of the year award or
something. I have fallen, gotten stuck in the snow, gotten stuck in a tilting
position.. You name it and it probably has happened to me. So, I do believe
that the Universe in all its wisdom is telling me to “die bitch die!” but then
again, it has its moments of lending a helping hand, I just got to look for it….
Any hoot….
Lots of luv people…
PS just as I finished typing I got a call from the Marriot
hotels informing me that I just won a seven day stay at wherever they have
hotels all I had to do was press the number 1… The Universe laughing at me yet
again....
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