Thursday, December 18, 2014

Girls Girls Girls...

Hello!

Greetings to you kind folks!

Well maybe it’s time for me to come clean about my mistresses to my other half. They started to call me on my home number now and I feel the heat. I admit, going rogue with them was a pleasure but it was a one shot deal that didn’t have to go farther than that moment. Now is all “This is Amy and I like to award you with a free trip to the Bahamas…” I know what she means by that: “Leave your wife and come with me somewhere nice…” Well Amy, as I said countless times to you “NO!” I will not leave my family for you or Esther! The Marriot bitch who wants me to go with her anywhere in the world where there’s a Marriot resort. As I mentioned to you both, I like it where I am and I am not going anywhere with you guys; so please let me be. You’re almost as annoying as my relatives from Mexico who kept calling for money….Miguel, Tomas, sorry you guys went to jail for my inability to send you money….

Any hoot, them girls better stop calling…


Take care folks

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