Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Quantumic Vampires

Hello!

Good Karaté day to you….tis the day my kids go to karate class, they’re about to level up… so beware everybody….

This morning Olivia came running down the stairs doing here usual routine so that she can be taken out to do her things…. She knows how to push your buttons this one, so I pushed a button myself to get somebody to take her out at 3:00 AM. That somebody is my wife… God bless her soul… obviously, she was able to go back to sleep; me?... no freaking way, I got an ADD mind and it started to go in all sorts of directions. I was thinking of everything and everyone.  At the top of the list was Christmas and quantum physics; I know. Right? How the FF did those two got in the mix together, I ain’t got a clue; but they were there. Then it hit me. “Vampires are the perfect quantum beings!!”.. Think about it! Quantum dictates that the electron shows its place only if it is being measured; looked at! This was one of Einstein’s beef with quantum crap; he wanted to believe that the moon was there even if he wasn’t looking at it. Vampires if they see themselves in a mirror do not project an image and therefore are in a state of quantum la-la land…. Put that in your pipe and smoke it professor Kaku!... all of those great minds and they can’t explain to the masses that we basically don’t exist until we are measure… Dam I’m good!

Take care folks….

PS okay, for those die hard that are yelling “What about Edward?!”… He’s in freaking celluloid and therefore being measure…Of course he is going to show up…


PS PS Stupid dog, waking me up from my slumber…

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