Hello!
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| My life story... (courtesy of pxleyes.com) |
It’s been a stressful week for me here… ever since I put
that penny in my left shoe because apparently it brings good luck.. I mean,
bank lost a check that was supposed to cover several automatic payments , I found
out that it will not be 600 dollars that I owe for the adaptations of my place
but rather 1900 smackers… if this is good luck, I don’t want to know what bad
luck is for my bath lady…. Aaaaand all of this just to find out today that in the Chinese culture sticking a penny in the left shoe is a bad omen; I jinxed myself!!… just give me a gun to end this quickly, I say…
But beside all of the misfortunes I've endure this week, I’m "fine"… but who knows what other shenanigans I will encounter since I am now officially
cursed: hunger, love child, sweaty palms, arrested… a word of advice, don’t put a
penny inside your left shoe; you will be at the mercy of financial disasters -with an "s"-... you've
been warn…
Take care folks…
PS To paraphrase one of my hero's: "If you're going through hell, don't stop..."... to which I add, why the fuck would you like to stop and admire the scenery; it's fucking hell....
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