Friday, December 20, 2013

Celebrating the Holidays: Fat man edition

Hello!

Good day folks, hope you’re building up to your holidays mega bashes… we are! This weekend it’s going to be a busy one for my wife and kids… everything under my direction and stamp of approval.. I’m the supervisor..

Yeah, we be pigs...
First of all, the food. The menu has been changing day to day. Apparently now even little J’s dad is part of the party; and he’s Jewish! Didn't his ancestors kill JC? And now he’s celebrating the event with a ham leg!? Really?! This is a thumb’s down for every Jew, Muslim and vegetarian out there; and I’m not too thrilled either. His efforts deserve an A+, but next time stick to Latkes; a dish I usually crave this time of the year. Then we got my mother-in-law/wife/me, we are having a mixture of toasted tortillas with pig’s feet… not my idea folks, but apparently I like the dish. I hate it when I can’t recall if I have tasted the dish before, but my better half claims I have and that it has become one of my favourite… I better start taking notes on what I have eaten in the past… Finally, and this is my idea, “tortas de tamal” or tamale like Americans and Canadians like to call it. It’s a Mexican dish which basically is a tamal sandwich on a French bread; and they ask themselves why they are the society with the most obese people…. Don’t look at me, I’m from El Salvador; we’re good looking people who like “pan con chumpe”… I’m just married to the obese Mexican mob….

Any hoot, it’s going to be Food Fest 20 13!! Here’s hoping you and yours have a grandiose and epic food fest too…


Take care folks….

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