Hello!
Good day to you all and my deepest sympathies for the
Mandela family…
So! I got my story for the day, the week; heck, maybe even
the year…
I was minding my own business getting a bath today, not
caring about going out because we just got dumped 10cm of that beautiful white
stuff; and I know it’s still bad out there. So I told my bath lady: “no, don’t
dress me up. I am not going out…”.. She was perplexed on why the F*ck not I wasn’t
going out to enjoy the cool weather; with sun and all! She even told me that
she had found a lucky penny and would put it inside my left shoe so that it
would bring me good luck and all… I told her that beautiful as it was I rather
stayed home. Suddenly, the meals on wheels girl came in and reinforced the
suggestion of my bath lady: “C’est
beau dehors!..” (It’s gorgeous
out there). Okay, 2 person’s saying the same thing can’t be wrong… beside they
look so friendly… so I asked to be dressed for my outing….and off I went to buy
cat food, even if the stupid cat does not love me…. Going to the shopping
center was a breeze, no dilemmas to report….coming back, was a completely different
story….
Here I was with my bag of food, driving back when suddenly a
patch of ice that I had just gone through stopped me dead on my tracks; my
wheels were spinning! It didn't matter what speed or direction I was trying to
go: I was dead on the ice… Great! And I was too lazy to get my cell phone so I could
call someone…Fack me, I will never trust another woman again… dam bee with itches…
luckily, good Samaritans still exist; a car stopped, a Mercedes Benz, and the
person pushed me out of trouble and waited until I had reached my home…
dam Germans,
they’re so cool…I take it he was German, he was driving a German car...
Take care folks…
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