Yes I know!..I don’t greet you anymore, well email me your complaint and I’ll think of a smart witty response and email you back!! Now on with my post….As the title states it, this is another melancholic post about what is wrong with this world, with my life and how some people take advantage of my situation…..as I always say: it sucks to be me…
Let me begin my story…
It started in December, you know when I lost my wallet in the shopping mall? Well after finding it and thinking that my luck was about change, I went to the shopping mall and joined the crowds Christmas shopping… Bad experience, I even blogged about it… Nevertheless I was enjoying myself, I even went with my wife to do some last minute food shopping, suddenly this man who I thought was an OK fellow came up to me and suggested that I buy and end of the year lottery ticket: 31 Mercedes-Benz, 40 Honda CR-Z, 75 trips, five million dollar draw, two 500,000 dollars draws… A shit load of prices! One in three chances of winning, little J’s dad won $40.00 dollars, recuperating his $25.00 dollars for the ticket, if he won I will surely win. I’m like a… What did the guy say?... Yes! A Buddha on steroids… You know, a fat guy in a wheelchair?... So I was all thrilled about it, I already had plans for the cars I was going to win. Oh yes, car in plural people, because I was going to win at least two cars, one to exchange for $50,000 dollars and the other to give to my lovely wife. Well I guess the universe got a hold of my idea because I haven’t won a single car, nor did I’d make the money back for the ticket and I’m pretty sure that the one million dollars and all the rest of the drawings will be no use to me.
And I thought that 2012 was going to be a different year… People, I said it once and I’ll say it again: it sucks to be me!
Take care folks!
PS. 1 in 3 chances of winning...I'm the most unluckiest man in the universe!!
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