Hello!
Good day all…
Look, it’s not you and it’s not me… I am late because of the CLSC! Hear my story, you’ll get a kick about shit that happens to me even if I have no life.
First of all my bath guy that last year lost his girlfriend because she left him and was looking for love in all the wrong places, now has girl problems; according to him. Apparently there’s a 32 year old girl who seems to be interested in him… Let’s not look at the age difference, he’s 55 and she’s young enough to be his daughter! Somehow it’s kinda hard to believe mainly because to us guys a pretty lady says hello and we think that they are madly in love with us; trust me, I’ve been there! I'm still trying to forget her... Now the girl problem resides because somebody on the Internet so his file in the dating site he visits and, I guess the girl is blind, the lady got in contact with him and they are going out this weekend. So kudos lonely guy, you are now a super stud like me…
Now this is not the reason why I’m late. The reason why I’m late is because the nurse was late… But it doesn’t end there, no not by a long shot! The nurse walks into my place and asks me if I knew of anybody who could help her get her car unstuck from the ice patch she was in. Obviously I tell her no; furthermore I cannot even see who it is because she had ordered that I stay in bed so that she may check me out… You know, the front, the back… But obviously there’s more, she walks out the patio door and she left it open! What do you think happened?! Olivia went out the door and was wandering around the parking lot… Now you had crazy nurse running around trying to catch my dog while trying to get help so she could get her car unstuck and I'm going nuts on my bed without the capacity to help anybody. And this is the reason why I’m late today…
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