Sleeping with the enemy

Hello folks!  

What a morning  today, it seemed that I owe money to everybody and their mother, they were calling and mailing me out of the blue; and I didn’t know why!!  First of all I got a letter from my new BFF, Videotron-TV, Internet, telephone, telling me that I owe them over $700 dollars!  WTF?!  It’s the first freaking bill I got from you guys, how could I owe you so much?!  Well apparently there was a bill that was sent previous to this one and I hadn’t paid it.  WTF x 2?!  On my daughter’s head that I never received it, so why are you harassing me?!……  Suddenly I feel a tap on my shoulders, apparently that bill had come to me but it was filed under “to be given” in my car, the one that I never drive, the one that only my wife has access to, the one where bills shouldn’t be left there!  Obviously I didn’t tell this to the guy, I’d made it sound like if it was their fault knowingly full well that the culprit was none other than my mother in law…  Well, this is how I see it…

Later on Bell called me to let me know that there was still an outstanding balance in my account and that they were going to disconnect the services if I didn’t pay. Fuck me!  Obviously they haven’t gotten the memo that I am no longer a customer of theirs and that they can disconnect my services whenever they want…

That has been my day so far, I hope your is even better than mine!


PS...I just got confirmation that the bill was in the car.....