Hello!
Good morning /afternoon/whatever/wherever you are…
So what’s with the title? Let me explain this…
You know how people try to retain a dream when they wake up? Well this morning I was trying to erase the dream I had. Ms. Perry was part of my dreams but she didn’t participate in them, instead for some awkward reason her song “The one that got away” was playing incessantly in the background. I know what you’re going to say: “you let her go way”. Nope! I have never let her go away, I just blocked…!!!.... And why the F are we talking about her, let’s concentrate on the dream!!!
OK, so the background music was from
Katy Perry and I had gotten divorced from my wife… And I was in freaking China! Wait! Hear me out here… I was an archaeologist that was working on a dig, it was an ancient church that my team had discovered and we were examining it. OK, so “the one that got away” was playing on background, I was digging an old church in China and out of the blue comes
Deng Xiaoping! (I swear this was weird)… So Deng was visiting the village where I had found the church and he said hello to me in plain English, I answered back and then he began to talk bad about me in Chinese. Mother Fer… I could understand everything!.... And all I could say was cornucopia! Cornucopia this, cornucopia that, cornucopia cornucopia cornucopia!! And all of this while freaking Katy Perry kept on playing on the background! I woke up and the freaking song kept on going in my head, not to mention images of Deng Xiaoping and the word cornucopia….. WTF! The only difference is that last night instead of having something sweet with coffee, I had a toasted bread with a slice of ham and coffee… I swear it was one of those nights…brrrr…. Here’s hoping I have a better one tonight!
Take care folks!
PS...For those who are unfamiliar with the word
cornucopia, it means abundance. ...maybe I should play the lottery....
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