Peace on Earth and may your god bless you...everybody except that mother-fer who called at 2:20AM today announcing the jubilant news that I had won $100,000.00 dollars!!! Seriously?! Dude!!! A couple of things went wrong with your call...you're actually dumber then those Mexican calls I get from nephews that need my financial help and that I always leave hanging... First of all you were thrown off at me answering in French and not in the pathetic Spanish you were talking to me in, second 2:20 in the morning- seriously?! No government office is opened at this hour....ON THIS FREAKING SEASON!!!! Christmas dude! Third....you shouldn't have bargain the prize when I told you I didn't want it...a good answer would have been "sorry sir I cannot take it" you were so dumb that you would only take half! Now look what you made me do!! You made me brake one of my resolutions for next year....I had promissed I was going to be more gullible next year and here you go waking me up from my slumber and annoying the F out of me, making my cynical side come out....
And I'll bet you whatever you want that come next week when I start blogging again I won't have any cool stories to tell you folks! Oh well que sera sera...
Wishing you and yours a Happy New Year...
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