The bitchlaxing face

Hello!

Argh! I hate it when other people are right about something! In this case is the nice French girl from the CMR who told me I wasn’t going to be able to keep my big mouth shut……….. Well I have a lot of stuff that happened over this week and if I didn’t share it with someone I was going to have a catatonic breakdown….

The Xmas experience

That’s right; I had an adventure in the shopping mall buying Christmas shitt.  Let me first say that I have finished my shopping online therefore avoiding lines and the hassle of “I saw it first!”, but my wife drag me to the shopping mall to purchase some last minute things…  Not a good sign people, not a good sign.  There was a huge crowd buying stuff and fighting over 50% discount stuff; and the lineups?  OMG!  I used to do this before?!  Well thank God for MS; I’m really happy that I am on the wheelchair!

To mini ice storm and the car

   Yesterday afternoon we had a bout with freezing rain.  Guess what?  Freezing rain won!  There was a lot of slip sliding away, small accidents that people had and many persons fell on their buttocks!  But wait, there’s more!  It was late evening when my wife returned from doing her last Christmas shopping and she walked in with a bitchlaxing face, obviously there was something out of the ordinary happening here, and I just needed to know what. Ah!  That was my reaction after she told me the story; she was driving the car when she pushed on the brakes and they didn’t work!  The car kept on sliding until it came to an abrupt stop…  Because she hit something!  That something seemed to have damaged the wheel rim but we were not going to be sure about it until the next day, meaning today, so I prayed all night to the car god.  There is a Santa Claus Virginia!  The rim was OK it was just a minor fender Bender that destroyed the hub cap…

My kids exist

And the last thing I'm going to talk about today is the provincial government!  This people have nothing better to do than to bug people like me with their cockamamie about proving the existence of my kids.  They send me a letter on the 19th of December asking me to get some letters from school proving that my kids had attended school between the years 2009 through 2011.  They ask me this on December 19th?!  And they want the documents before December 23rd?!  Really?!!  People, this is the time when people are busy buying Christmas stuff, shipping stuff, taking holidays...  No freaking way that I'm going to get the documents and ship them to Quebec City in ordered that they get there before the 23rd!  Nevertheless we did the impossible and I was just told that the documents will get there by tomorrow…  That "by tomorrow" cost me $30.00 dollars!!  Kudos gov't people, you suck!

So as you can see my week was a hectic one and I couldn't keep these entire things bottle up inside of me because I would have exploded…  TMI people!  TMI…

Take care folks!

PS this time I promise I will not bug you until later on…