I was abducted by aliens

Hello


Yeay me!! I made it..Another year without the machine breaking more!


So today I am going to talk about a potential alien abduction and how my mother and wife seem to be involved on the plot.


I don't see much TV few shows grab my attention. The Bachelor and American Idol are some of them. I think this is the way that they aliens have succeeded into abducting me. I don't know what they have programmed my noodle to do but I will alert the proper authorities about this, hoping that they aren't part of the plan.


So first there was The Bachelor and the pregnant lady. About 2 weeks ago there was a scene where The Bachelor kicked a person out because she was having an affair with a staffer from the show, it was cool, finally some real drama. Then in another show it was said he was going to kick another woman out because she was pregnant. NO WAY! 2 in a row...yeah baby! I like this. I never saw it and according to my wife it never happened. Musta been a mistake. Ok forget about it...move on.

The following week on American Idol, someone gets kicked out in hand cuffs...alright. The following week Simon gets a glass of ice all over his face...NAH?? For real??? This is great! Again, a no show. My wife concurred the absentee of the ice scene. 2!! 2 in a row. Even if the following incidents troubled me, they are brushed aside. They will probably be on TV later on.

But then to tie all these things into one gigantic conspiracy, I lose a complete year!! What gives???

I was left to believe that I was living my 42nd bday all last year by my wife and my MOTHER!!! My mom, the woman that gave me life! So this year my wife said I was going to be 43 I didn't care...yeah 43 getting old. My mother confirmed it with a "Happy 43 bday son" Ok mom thanks. Wow...I will be 44 next year, sucks! But then I overheard my brother tell his wife that I was 42 because I tried to them I was 43 but too late, next thing I know I'm taking out the calculator and I'm double, nay triple checking my numbers:42!! I'm turning 42!! I lost a year!!! Why?? I called my wife an informed her of her error and how she had made me lose a year. When I got a chance to speak with my mother, I told her the same and she still claimed that I was in the wrong and I was turning 43...I made her realized with mathematical calculations that I was 42.....She just laughed and said it was a mistake.

Why?? Why were scenes from The Bachelor and American Idol omitted?? Why was I let to believe that I was turning 43 when in fact I am turning 42? There must be a reason why?? I think my wife and mother are leaders of an alien sect that wants to rule the world. It is the only explanation I have. But why me??

Why would my wife, my mother, The Bachelor and American Idol be conspiring against me?? Could it be because I was a Mason and we possessed secrets that only we know, like Roswell and Atlantis? Or maybe because I am also a member of the knights who say Ni?? I'll never know. But be informed that I am 42 today not 43 and I will be more fearful from now on...I will trust no one any longer.

Perhaps I wasn’t abducted but I feel there are too many coincidences to ignore a potential kidnapping by aliens where my wife and mother participated, sure hope the girls are human like their dad.

Mimon

Jana