Hello…
It was a close one folks…sorry…hope you’re all doing well…
As I was saying, it was a close one folks!
I got up, they transferred me to the chair and “WAMO!” the
tilting mechanism that makes my body rest wasn’t working! SHIT! I call the CMR
so that I could have someone come over and fix it; I thought I could handle
it but I couldn't, my body was slowly being dragged down by gravity, yes the
9.8 m/s thing, to the ground! So my wife put me back in bed while the guy came
over…
The guy cometh
Yes the guy came and just like me he thought it was going to
be a walk through the park; well it wasn't. He changed the switch, nope, he
opened the main fuse box, nope, he even tried connecting a switch directly to
the mechanism…. NOPE! He started to panic and said that it didn't look good…"Oh
no" I whispered… At that moment my bath lady came and I told her that all
she had to do was get me dress since I didn't want to get naked in front of the
guy, so she did… while the guy fixed the chair I talked about the awesome time I
had at camp with her and how I had already reserved my spot for next year…and
then…”BZZxxxxxxUUUU” (is the best noise description I could come up with, give me
a break.)… The tilting device
started to work! I asked the guy what was the problem and I could see his face
was in a state of disbelief, he didn't know what he had touched that made my
chair worked… so we shook hands and promised never to talk about the incident
as we would file this under “Unexplained” and go on with our lives… So thank
you Mr. Universe for letting me get out of bed and start working…
So I am here
in a chair that seemed to be possess and praying that it keeps on working until
Friday when I will go and have it checked…or exorcised...
Take care non-believers….
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