The Mormon's crier

Hello!

So yesterday I had a visit from the Mormons. Not an exciting one, but they brought a crier to the game and that made the whole thing a little bit interesting. Don’t get me wrong here; I am not making fun of the lady that was doing the on again/off again crying, no.  I wish I was so passionate about something like she is; God I wish I could cry when I see a chocolate brownie or something along those lines. I am a skeptic I guess, not believing but not convince in the accidental world isn’t my cup of tea… I am more of a destiny type of guy, I am here writing to you for a reason; and I was destined to meet that lady yesterday… and I don’t know why… But back to my crier, she would cried every time something “deep” would surface the conversation… like the day she became a Mormon and how it had made her world make sense; or…and this is a funny one for our time –especially those like me who became addicted to “Preacher’s daughter”-  CHASTITY! OK, stop laughing people… The Mormons believe that sex should be part of the whole marriage things… And, the crier cried because this had helped her throughout her life in a very positive way… oh boy,  I guess having out of wedlock sex is what’s causing Africa’s problems… any hoot she cried for a brief moment until that little bee with an itch asked me if I was respecting the chastity commandment  –oh! Because the Lord above did made it a rule- and I, obviously wanting to please the crowd, said yes… then they all started to laugh at me…. Including the crier!! Like if it was an inside joke or something… What!? I'm too ugly or something?!... I got kids! I am wanted in several states in Mexico and the U.S for desecrating marriages.... I got my moves...

WTF! Never trust criers people, never!

Take care folks….