Saturday, June 1, 2013

A funny thing happen to me

Hello!

A funny thing happen to me that made me realized that I may be losing it….

You see folks, I been really all pep for the party today, so pep was I that I forgot to reserve my bus today. Yup, not proud of that one, I really drop the ball on this one. I had my nice summery clothe ready, my nephew was advice that I needed him to zap my head because my “hair” was too long; heck I even bought a birthday card for the occasion! And trust me, I never buy birthday cards for any occasion; it is usually an envelope with $40 dollars in there and the mention “Happy bday” on the outside… So yesterday night we were talking about how fun it was going to be and how wet we were going to get because of the heat, and then my wife goes to me: “what time is your bus picking you up?”

“Fuck me!”… I forgot to reserve the bus! And it was 8PM; they take reservations until 6PM…. What a caca head! I play Farmville all freaking day and I did fuck all, and I completely completely forgot to reserve a bus… Talk about your dick weeds! Now, if it’s not too hot, I will have to wheelchair my ass there, but it doesn't look good… too bad, there is going to be a wet T-Shirt contest and I’m sure I would have won it….


Take care folks…

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