Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Breeeeaaaking News: I'm still alive.

Hello!

Alive thanks to the grace of the most High…. I know, you guys are going: “wtf is he babbling about?!”, well give me a chance to explain here…

In my kitchen there are always items that accentuate the panorama of that room: fruits, kettle, bread, cereals, my lunch and its big glass of water, Windex….yes, you heard me right, Windex. Maybe it is a Mexican thing, I don’t know, but the spray bottle of Windex is something that puts a homey touch to the kitchen…. I think that if I went to Family Feud and they would ask the question “Name something found on the kitchen counter tops”, I would answer with Windex and get buzzed…

But this isn't the main topic of my story here…no… The primary subject is me, squirting a bit of Windex in my mouth! Why you might ask?... No it’s not a fancy of mine, no, I am really losing it. Here I go to drink some water from my glass, which is right beside the Windex bottle, when I inadvertently grab the Windex bottle and spray some of the liquid in my mouth! I immediately dropped the bottle of Windex down, grabbed my glass of water and drank some water; after that I went to the fridge and ate a yogurt… I have heard that when poisoned you should drink milk; I couldn't get the milk so I went for a dairy product… and if I would have access to a bottle of liquor, I don’t care if I’m on antibiotics, I would have gulp down a shot…or two to make me forget the whole incident….who the hell keeps Windex on the kitchen counter tops?!...oh wait, Mexicans do…DUH!... Arriba arriba my ass…


Take care folks…



PS I even Google the question: Can Windex kill you

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