Hello!
So yeah, I was minding my own business when the stupid
catheter blocked!
- Aaah hell no! It has been only a couple of weeks since I got
this new one install; the nurses aren’t going to believe me!
This was the ongoing conversation I was having with myself.
I was pissed off at the catheter because it had blocked…. I was fuming and
decide to call my sis-in-law so she could try one last thing before calling the
nurse; an irrigation. While waiting in bed I was asking myself if it was really
blocked or was I craving attention like most handicap do….you know it’s true,
you handicap people you…. Anyways, I started to analyze myself to make sure it
wasn’t a false alarm:
- - Pee bag empty? Checked!
- -Peeing through the we-we? Checked!
- -Moving left leg like when you scratch a dog in
the right place? Checked!
Checked, checked and checked! Doesn’t look good… Well my
sis-in-law came, took and irrigation kit and following my instructions was able
to unblock the catheter; no ugly nurse for me today! Sorry ladies, but I will
see you on Thursday for the usual routine; I hope you bring the good stuff…
That’s why I’m late today; plus my hands are shots, soooo….
Take care folks…
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