Hello!
Good day terrestrials fellows, enjoying your day so far?
Okay, so this morning I am talking with my wife and she’s starts doing this fuzzy math with me and I’m like “No comprendo..” and she keeps on insisting that it’s logical… at the end I just gave up and yelled “uncle” and nodded my head to tell her I had understood; but I hadn't… any hoot I went on with my day right?...nope I’m an OCD type of person so the mathematical problem she was exposing to me kept on playing in my head, over and over again.. Trust me, there’s nothing worse than to give a math problem to an OCD guy… So I started hacking at the problem from different perspectives… after a lengthy analysis of the situation, her math fuzziness did make sense; and yes the speed of light still 299,792,458 m/s… or 30000000 km/s… and the world isn’t shrinking…
I know I know “WTF?”, right? Well I figured out that she’s a type TMI when she does her math problems; that’s right: Too Much Information! The thing is you have to figure out what is the essential to the problem and then come up with the solution! Let me give you an example:
- if a plane travels at 1000km/hour and needs to fly to Paris which is 4000 km away, how long would it take the plane to get there knowing that the distance between Athens and Bordeaux is equivalent to 1/5 the distance between the moon and the Earth in the moth of May?
A normal person would get confused and start calculating the moon’s distance and thus mis-comprehend the whole question… and I did…
So you see folks this is what happens when a TMI girl marries an OCD guy, Magic!
Take care folks…
PS I think I can hear the guy on the apartment above me pee his ass off… I just heard a bathroom flushing sound… that or I have ghosts…
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