Father’s day! That’s….sorry, I was just happy that I found
something to write about; I jump the gun there for a sec….let’s start again.
Hello!
(Stupid OCD protocol)…so yes father’s day is the subject of
my post.
So what do we fathers want this year? And don’t give me that
crap about wanting power tools! Every freaking year is the same thing:
mothers=diamonds and dads=power tool. Hello!? I couldn't use a power tool even
if my life depend it on it. And why do
the girls get the expensive stuff?! I’d like to see commercials pushing fancy
stuff for us dads too; I’d like a Rolex watch. You probably saying shit like: “She
gave you life man!” Okay, to that I say bouhouhou, not my fault! Is not like I was
dying to come here and go through whatever life had planned for me! NO! I think
I was okay wherever I was, and… and I don’t want to talk about that place
either…. All I am saying is that we dads deserve something fancy too; wine us,
dine us, give us an expensive toy to keep us happy for another year… I bet that
if girls did this, a lot of marital problems would be solved….any hoot, I’m just
saying…
Take care folks…
PS That was close, I didn't want to finish May without saying anything constructive...
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