Philosophical ending...

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So yeah, the Mormons stories I was planning to impart to you today won’t happen; the girls canceled on me. I know, it sucks; but life is what happens to you when you’re making other plans…right? BTW, don’t try to use that last catchy quote as I believe somebody has the rights to it since it was coined by the late John Lennon…RIP…

The girls asked me if I was going to church this Sunday and I told them I didn’t know for the only reason that it was going to be too hot for my illness… plus I am not exactly a fan of church going.. I know I know, “so why am I getting baptized?” right? Well, is not that I don’t like their fate, is just that I don’t like fanatics of a religion… which ever this one (religion) may be… So I make fun of them and everything but I respect them; heck I’m joining their ranks for crying out loud! However,  I will not participate in the crying because they were moved by something they read or by their marital bliss they have with their partners (and it did happen last time I was there); I am more of a down to earth guy who respects the other person and her or his beliefs…Dam I’m good…. Heck I’ll leave you with another famous quote for the incredulous ones: e=mc2, deep shit folks, deep shit…

Take care people….

I'll give you something to talk about...

Father’s day! That’s….sorry, I was just happy that I found something to write about; I jump the gun there for a sec….let’s start again.

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(Stupid OCD protocol)…so yes father’s day is the subject of my post.

So what do we fathers want this year? And don’t give me that crap about wanting power tools! Every freaking year is the same thing: mothers=diamonds and dads=power tool. Hello!? I couldn't use a power tool even if my life depend it on it.  And why do the girls get the expensive stuff?! I’d like to see commercials pushing fancy stuff for us dads too; I’d like a Rolex watch. You probably saying shit like: “She gave you life man!” Okay, to that I say bouhouhou, not my fault! Is not like I was dying to come here and go through whatever life had planned for me! NO! I think I was okay wherever I was, and… and I don’t want to talk about that place either…. All I am saying is that we dads deserve something fancy too; wine us, dine us, give us an expensive toy to keep us happy for another year… I bet that if girls did this, a lot of marital problems would be solved….any hoot, I’m just saying…

Take care folks…

PS That was close, I didn't want to finish May without saying anything constructive...

The hook

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Good Friday people…

Weekend is here and you best enjoy it; you’re not getting any younger…

So, I was thinking, what I was gonna talk to you today…um…really have anything to say.. I mean, I have written about many things already, from MS to BBQs, down right to quantum physics… and I know you guys are like: -in a dumb voice- “So, what you gonna talk to us about today?”. I’ll be honest, I am dried! Got really nothing for you right now. I feel like if I force myself, I could probably talk about farts or something real interesting… I don’t want to waste your time on posting idle crap at this moment; I think I will meditate and come up with an interesting subject… I dunno perhaps something macabre or my thoughts on free range cannibalism….who knows, besides the Mormons are coming this afternoon to talk to me about something and those are always interesting chats I could put a twist on…. Till then faithful humans…

Take care folks…

Am I there or am I fiction...

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Howdy folks, I’m still kicking!

So yeah, I was in silent mode for no particular reason… I was just lazing around… and FB farming, that game is addicted… talk about addiction, I have started doing my lottery spread sheets again and I have found a new and improve quantum wave theory that will surely pay out this time… I’m betting within a week I won’t need you hosers since I’ll be able to pay myself a descent shrink… that’s the plan but you never know what the Universe has in store for you….or me….

Did I tell you? I’m getting baptized in the Mormon faith! Obviously, I am there but I’m really not… meaning I will oblige to their rules and regulation only when they are looking… that right there folks is Quantum physics at its best… I will be like an electron that moves from left to right until observed…Think about it, is the moon really there when you aren't looking?...wow, I bet I just rock your world… that’s why I’m here for folks…

Take care people…

I am, awesome...

Hello!

Had a little bit of a break in the weather and I decided to wonder outside to do some shopping… needed a fan because as of Friday is going to be humid… Let see how Saturday pans out, the sweet sixteen that was supposed to be in a hall has now been moved outside with a small swimming hole for the kids to refresh a bit; we’re supposed to hit 37c (humidity)...better bring a water gun…

So how did I brought back the fan you ask?… well, the tilting mechanism on my chair allows me to incline to a point so that the fan can rest on my legs and I can still drive the chair without obstruction to the line of sight…plus the staff at the hardware place MacGyvered a handle so that I can put it on my legs and hold onto for dear life….I’m a freaking genius, kinda feel like Stephen Hawking…!!!... Maybe guys on a wheelchair brains develop more because our sense of mobility has been impaired and therefore we develop other senses; let me check something, hold on…. Yup, bigger… my ears are bigger, guess  I can hear better...

Take care folks….

A fine family…

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Good day terrestrials fellows, enjoying your day so far?

Okay, so this morning I am talking with my wife and she’s starts doing this fuzzy math with me and I’m like “No comprendo..” and she keeps on insisting that it’s logical…  at the end I just gave up and yelled “uncle” and nodded my head to tell her I had understood; but I hadn't…  any hoot I went on with my day right?...nope I’m an OCD type of person so the mathematical problem she was exposing to me kept on playing in my head, over and over again.. Trust me, there’s nothing worse than to give a math problem to an OCD guy… So I started hacking at the problem from different perspectives… after a lengthy analysis of the situation, her math fuzziness did make sense; and yes the speed of light still 299,792,458 m/s… or 30000000 km/s… and the world isn’t shrinking…

I know I know “WTF?”, right? Well I figured out that she’s a type TMI when she does her math problems; that’s right: Too Much Information! The thing is you have to figure out what is the essential to the problem and then come up with the solution! Let me give you an example:

- if a plane travels at 1000km/hour and needs to fly to Paris which is 4000 km away, how long would it take the plane to get there knowing that the distance between Athens and Bordeaux is equivalent to 1/5 the distance between the moon and the Earth in the moth of May?

A normal person would get confused and start calculating the moon’s distance and thus mis-comprehend the whole question… and I did…

So you see folks this is what happens when a TMI girl marries an OCD guy, Magic!

Take care folks…

PS I think I can hear the guy on the apartment above me pee his ass off… I just heard a bathroom flushing sound… that or I have ghosts…

Things you do to kill time

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alea jacta est!

Yes, I have giving the OK to the construction firm to come and do the modifications to my pad Ipso Facto!... before the grant time expires… so, hopefully I will hear from them soon…

So what have I done this afternoon?  Not much, really, I've been farming a bit, I did a bit of genealogy and I have been reading TMZ news (Hollywood gossip); apparently an ex-NFL (Football) ran after Justin B after this one was riding crazy nuts his Ferrari inside the luxury home compound and the NFL star was driving with his kid… you can read about it here JB vs. Goliath… my day was otherwise lame, with nothing really to do except breath; boy can’t wait for that electric door….

Take care folks…

A sad but hectic day...

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Well folks, all hell is breaking lose on my side…

My diabetic nurse, cause I have 2 nurses now, is furious at my pharmacist because he didn't understand the prescription for my new insulin and is personally taking care of the issue as we speak…er.. Or I speak you listen type of shit…. So she’s mad…you go crazy lady…

On sadder news, I was supposed to go to the sweet sixteen of my niece, the first ever in my family, and now we have been told that it has been canceled!!... apparently the venue where she was going to host the event called to propose another day because they are going to be doing some work at the reception hall… it’s sad, my niece had gotten a dress and everything; there was even a DJ that had been booked for the occasion!! Shame, really is! My oldest girl had even changed her mind about the whole sweet sixteen party thing and wanted one of her own… following her cousin’s steps! Now I have to look for a new venue because I am not going to trust the same one as my brother….oh well, there is always your wild @ twenty party event!!

Take care folks…

Summer time...

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So summer is here…! How do I know this? Well yesterday was the first outing my girl and her mom, they  went to six flags…. And I will be going too since I got a pass for the summer! When I say my girl I am talking about my little one; the oldest is to cool to go to these kinds of things… And there is a couple of new thing for season passes persons like us: You can now pay in installment!! YAAaaaaaay!! It has become so expensive that they now allow you to pay the full amount in 7 shots; and there is also the food pass! For about $80 smackers you get to have 2 meals of your choice (at participating restaurants); my kid and my wife had poutine/pizza and a subway for their first meal and bigmac trio for the other meal. When you think that for 2 trios (sandwich, French fries and soft drink) you pay like $20 odd dollars, this deal becomes a bargain for people like us that go every weekend!... so yeah, summer is here!

Take care folks…

PS And the weather was so crappy that they tell me no one was there…so they did the rides 5 or 6 times without waiting in line…..

Pressure time

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Good week to you all…

Lots of shit happening this morning. Besides having my bath? Calls from the nurse, calls from the doctor, calls from my occupational therapist regarding my future modification of my place; and let’s not forget Farmville2!... I have to plant shit and a half to make it look good and get rewards… I guess it has replaced my old Animal Crossing on my Wii….oh well, cane stop progress….

Out of all of those things going, the most important are the doctor call and my door…I’m back on strong antibiotics because I have a bladder infection… and I take antibiotics everyday so, no comprendo…. The other is extremely important because I am fighting time here… I got to get all the numbers down today because if I pass June and my work has not begun: bye bye grant!... so I’m praying I will place the call to the construction crew today… talk about a hectic day…

Take care folks..

Just don't get it

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Good Sunday masses…..

Well, haters gonna hate but I just don't like games of the throne.  Nor did I liked Dexter or nurse Jacky..brr...no! I just don't see it and I know some of you are dumbfounded by my admission of my lacking… no wait, my extremely lacking of the liking of these programs! I rather have a colonoscopy than to watch one of these shows! I know what most of you are saying: “oh come on dude, that's cold!”… Well maybe it is, maybe it isn't, but I'm more of a Buck Rogers in the twenty fifth century... now that, was a show! And maybe I'm like this because of the horrific movie experience I had last night... about an additional hour because my kid and her mother kept on taking impromptu pauses! Of course I'm still going to be angry today and therefore vent my frustrations at something, at anything!  So yeah, games of the throne it is! Sorry people, I never said I was perfect. ..Happy Sunday folks

Take care folks…


PS… Send armies of throne game people to try and convert me, but it's not gonna work!   I’m like a gay person out there: I was born this way... it is not Satan’s fault!  I just don't like them shows... I am recommending you see the movie we saw last night:  The Silver lining playbook with Bradley cooper and the chick of the hunger games... it was a good movie… it was an epic film, not like games of the Throne….plus I always said, when two crazy people get together, magic happens… I’m crying already…sniff…sniff... the dog dies at the end..sad..

A pepperoni and cheese movie day

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As predicted we will have a pizza and movie day today, looks really crappy out there…

This morning was a filling up and printing documents.. It is tedious that prior to sending anything it must go through your lordship approval; granted, Mrs. Know it all did find some errors but they would have been ignore by the government due to their insignificance…. But what can I do, she’s the delusional one not me… Aaah, I see my daughter is full blasting Lana Del Rey… stupid teenagers… any hoot, I’m babying for no; got to work on what pizzas we’re going to eat and what movie we're going to see.. It’s hard the life of a manager…

Take care folks…

I don't know what to call this...

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Scheiß… they started to break cement around here folks…. I’m going to be cocooned for a while… luckily it’s only the parking lot and it might have nothing to do with the big construction that is going to take place… I was just practicing my alerting text…So what are your plans for the weekend? ME?! Oh well, it’s going to be raining and therefore I think I’ll rent a couple of movies… nothing much is going to happen until next weekend when we go to that sweet sixteen party and probably have a couple of brewskies…

That reminds me, I will probably break up with the Mormons this coming Friday. It’s getting too ridiculous the stuff I am reading.. I mean, can’t drink coffee, tea, soft drinks… plus no sex before you are married…I’ll never lose my virginity that way… I think it’s me, not them; at least that’s what I’m going with here… wish me luck.. I hate breakups, thus the reason I got married: couldn't break up with my wife in time…and with that I bid adieu...

Take care folks and fornicate your fannies off this weekend! (See, see! I’m being better by not swearing, thank you Mormons)

All is well with the Universe...

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Good day boys and girls, how you doing?

In my neck of the woods, seems everything is falling into place, with the exception of my dog who has the runs (diarrhea) and I scared her shitless while trying to get the leash and accidentally dropped an fan unit on the floor; she ran upstairs scared and she's not coming down... other than that

I got a call from my occupational therapist who tells me that the new price for the modifications to my place will be $17k ($1.2k more than before) but that with the new funds she got me and an adjustment from the government, it will end up costing me $600 dollars. Big difference from the $2k they wanted originally. So it seems my modifications are closer than ever before… so yeah, all is well with the Universe, except for my dog that probably crapped upstairs and there is nothing I can do about it…

Take care folks…

I have to give up what?!!

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Okay, so Farmville2 is still down, just finished my meeting with the Mormons which want me to get baptized and stop drinking coffee…. Don’t know how I feel about coffee, I really like my morning and late night hot drinks…They also said no alcohol drinks or smoking…I wonder if they have like a gestapo police that keeps track on who obeys what… Baptism okay, but coffee and the occasional brewskies? I don’t think so…I’ll just have to hide it…

Other than that, well we had some thundershowers and the wind came down hard on us, but I think it’s safe to say that my day is done people…. Join me tomorrow when I reveal to you what’s on the chastity booklet that the Mormon left me with…fornication, another thing that I can’t give up…Hell it is…

Take care folks…

While I waiting for a sign

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Well Farmville2 is down again! I bet it has something to do with all the bitching about receiving mail and how I went from 30 friends to about 4; all generated by the computer. It always happens, I guess is me. I start getting interested on a game and POUFF! It doesn't work anymore! It’s like with the Mormons, last couple of weeks I have made appointments with them and POUFF! Catheter problems; I had to cancel both appointments….  And I don’t want to jinx it but my left leg is twitching, it usually means catheter problems….we’ll see today….

Hey, did I tell you I’m going to my first sweet sixteen party? Yeah! My brother is throwing one for his daughter in a couple of weeks; he even has a dress code: white and blue…. It’s going to be fun… and thanks to that, my oldest wants a sweet sixteen next year… I’m pretty sure my youngest will be aiming for a quinciañera in a couple of years….. These Guzman girls are killing us…. I remember for my quinciañera birthday I got a drum set…. I was good folks… I was real good on the drums…Aaah memories…

Take care folks…

PS… Once again, Farmville2 is down for me but not for other countries… I hate France…

Virgin this

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How’s it going, ey?

Guys (gals included), SRB is in the house!! He came to Montreal to dispense his vast knowledge in, in… whatever he does that made him into a billionaire and soon to be an astronut… you have to be nuts to fly into space on board a TNT candle stick…oh, and by the way when I say SRB I mean: SirRichard Branson, creator and head honcho of the Virgin brand and companies…got to admire that dude; and I know all you communist are going: “Fascist pig”… yes well, I made peace with that side of me a long time ago and what communists really are has one definition in my world: Jealous! The guy made his money using his brain, so why are others entitle to it? Should he wish to share his fortune with the less fortunate than other will be his decision and his alone.  We all have a part in life to live so don’t waste it longing for stuff you are not entitle to; remember,  shoot.. I had a great train of thought here but I forgot what it was….happens a lot when I am parting wisdom onto others….

Take care folks…

PS… ENTREPRENEUR! That’s what SRB is. A successful entrepreneur….

Old fart head

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Food shopping afternoon!

Today when muy girl comes I will ask her to set me up so I can go and buy stuff we need for supper tonight. I will not be long as we are expecting thunder storm activity in the area, it’s going to be rainy until Friday and next week temperature are expected to be in the middle twenty's; looks like summer is here people…

I’ve been listening to internet radio, local stations, and I am rather disappointed. I use to hear the station Mix 96 and it is now a Virgin radio station, meaning it plays Ryan Seacrest in the morning; meaning he’s coming live from L.A. No local radio here and the other radio stations seem to have lots of commercials…. I think I’m getting old people… I’ll start listening to French station’s now…

Take care folks…

Bath therapy...

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Argh!!! Stupid Farmville2, is not working at all! And you know what pisses me off?! There are people in Mongolia playing the freaking game! I know this because they are sharing stuff left and right while I cannot connect to the site. This probably has something to do with Tumbler being bought by Yahoo; stupid bank transaction, taking all that internet power….

That's all we're missing

So what ya doing…? I just finished getting my Wednesday’s bath and debating the Angelina Jolie's double Mastectomy and how she had done a smart thing… he was for it, I kinda disagreed… wait, hear me out here: I don’t know if she would have ended up with cancer at the end. I mean, sure the odds were there but then again so are the odds when I play the lottery; I got 1 in X millions of hitting the jackpot, but have I ever? Nope, still looking how to make month’s end… So I am more of a wait and see type of guy but then again, it’s not my body, not my decision. I respect her as a movie star; I love her movies; if she feels that this had to be done than it had to be done… I’m just waiting for her next action clip to come out so I can go and see it…Then the debate went south and we started discussing fake boobs versus real and how attractive old folks are a.k.a the Morgan Fairchild syndrome… it went ugly…

Take care folks.

Lady luck

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So yeah, I was minding my own business when the stupid catheter blocked!

- Aaah hell no! It has been only a couple of weeks since I got this new one install; the nurses aren’t going to believe me!

This was the ongoing conversation I was having with myself. I was pissed off at the catheter because it had blocked…. I was fuming and decide to call my sis-in-law so she could try one last thing before calling the nurse; an irrigation. While waiting in bed I was asking myself if it was really blocked or was I craving attention like most handicap do….you know it’s true, you handicap people you…. Anyways, I started to analyze myself to make sure it wasn’t a false alarm:

-         - Pee bag empty? Checked!

-         -Peeing through the we-we? Checked!

-         -Moving left leg like when you scratch a dog in the right place? Checked!

Checked, checked and checked! Doesn’t look good… Well my sis-in-law came, took and irrigation kit and following my instructions was able to unblock the catheter; no ugly nurse for me today! Sorry ladies, but I will see you on Thursday for the usual routine; I hope you bring the good stuff…

That’s why I’m late today; plus my hands are shots, soooo….

Take care folks…

A walking stomach thing

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Good day people…

It has been a quiet day…until now…

All hell is breaking lose here, I feel like a reporter on the front lines detailing the play by play of a worn thorn country. Actually is not that bad, got a kid puking her brains out due to severe malnutrition… she eats anything in the fridge that is dead, I am pretty sure that this is my only offspring that if need be, would turn to a fine young cannibal; literally…. And as I write this, I’m pretty sure she wants food…that’s my afternoon…

Take care folks…

Tonight tonight tonight....

Hello!

Hey BBAs on Twitteeeer….

Yeah, I’m currently watching the #BBAs, no school tomorrow, long weekend. So my grand BBQ was just that, grand. The food was excellent, the sangria was worthy of Me Guzman’s award for a new recipe in the clan. Everything went smooth, we even got a family portrait taken; smiles and everything… but underneath those smiles where teenage drama brewing… and I just noticed it! Those little shits believe that they are the coolest thing under the sun and parents were just made to conceive them.. We had a couple of incidents tonight that, to me at least, makes us feel like we now have two camps: Us and Them. Geeez, I think that they need a reality check because they are getting on my nerves… any hoot back to Pitbull and x, because it seems he sings with everybody….

Take care folks...

PS Will.i.am and Justin B, really?!

Long weekend

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Well, wife is buying the necessary things for tomorrow…and we are going to commit a sacrilege by making our own sangria!...ssshhh, not too loud! My brother might hear us. You see, usually he’s the one the family goes to when in need of the old country national drink; but this year we would like to go on our own and see what we can come up with… The thing is that he is going to be here so he will be able to judge us; doesn’t matter, I’m pretty sure that the alcohol will put us all (that drink it) comatose…I am really looking forward to the orgy tomorrow, I’ll make sure that photos of the legendary event are taken so that I can blog with them….That is my weekend for you…

Take care folks

No one's eating me!

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Good Friday to you all…

Long weekend ahead…big BBQ tomorrow… going to summer camp… It’s going to be an awesome summer… but…

I was thinking, I’m always are, what if the summer camp is anything like “Cabin in the woods”? What the hell then?! It is in the woods, in a “specialized” place, far from civilization and apparently there is a whole bunch of happy people waiting for us to arrive… what if they are cannibals? I mean, the odds of me going there were next to impossible! There’s was only 50 places for MS people in Quebec (Canada has 75k MS cases) and out of those 50 places, 12 places were reserved for people like me that demand additional help seeing that I can’t do much alone; and I won?! Really?! No, something stinks here and I’m bringing my gun with me! I’ve been playing the lottery for the longest time and I haven’t won the jackpot, yet, so what makes me think that I “won” a place at a summer camp?! No, they got a hold of my dimensions and determined that I could keep a family of cannibals happy for a while….. That’s what I think….

Take care folks…

Breaking news!

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-          Holly shit batman! You’ve been chosen to go to summer camp?!

Yes voice…. I just got the news….and it’s going to be le.. Wait for it while I pick my nose… gendary, it’s going to be legendary… The lady said that she was going to send me a kit whit everything I needed to do and what I needed to know… I am thrill! It’s going to be an adventure, hopefully I will not cry at night for my mommy…or, or I will not get eaten by bears; cause my theory on how to defeat a bear is no longer possible for me… although I could still tilt and kick the bear in the nose…. Maybe I’ll test the theory.. Any hoot, old Chuck here is going away for 5 days… I feel like if I was going to the moon…

Take care folks…

The famous dad

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I called the school of my kid this afternoon, the kid that won a city art show, and I didn't have to do much to explain who my kid was to the secretary. The lady picked up the phone and I introduce myself as Alejandra’s dad and the girl went ballistic! She actually did small talk about Alejandra’s next drawing she’s been working on in her art class and how it was very beautiful…. After about 2 minutes of jibber jabber she transferred me over to the voice-mail of my kid’s teacher… I guess my kid has talent that I am not able to see….good for her…

Take care folks…

Weekend is almost here

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Good day folks…

(hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!)

(Well, don't you know)

That's the sound of the men working on the chain ga-a-ang…..

… And that’s how I feel since yesterday! My wife has me working my ass off, which is by the way all taped up at the present time, filling papers left and right…. Then my bath guy came and he wanted a crash course on how computers work; apparently he had enough of his current hand me down and will purchase a new computer –if the price is right-.. Back to the home front…My wife got a Mohawk!!...W T F?! She’s nuts! I thought she was kidding but no, she got a Mohawk hair makeover… women, who gets them!... any hoot, I am know in my lunch time you white supremacist Mexican! I will work on your papers after….

Take care folks…

Positivism sucks..

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I hate positive people! They’re a pain in the buttocks if you ask me…

I’m talking about a nurse that has made it a point to control my sugar levels… I know what the problem is, me! I have a bad habit of drinking coffee with some sort of pastry... I know that if I paid attention to these things, I could manage my diabetes, but I don’t! This nurse is looking into adding the fast insulin and me pricking myself more often… no matter what excuse I give her: “She will find a solution..” she claims… now I probably have to see her again so she can go over the process of showing me how to put that type of insulin. I think I’ll give her the middle finger so that she can prick it….

Take care folks…

Summer time Sucks

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..And what the hell folks! Handicap people are supposed to be R&Ring for the rest of their lives; I gave at the office should be my freaking motto! But no, not me… I got a Mexican wife that is surely driving me quicker to the grave. I had to correct billing issues with her company, get prices for Six Flags summer passes, attend to the grooming of her dog and work on getting some papers done so that my oldest is able to travel for this summer vacations…I’m like her personal bitch butler!...any hoot all of that is done, now I get to relax for a while…

So my TV season is coming to an end. Amazing Race, Survivor, Dance Moms.Dancing with the Stars, Castle, HIMYM… and tonight: Bing Bang Theory….sniff… what am I going to do now?! I mean, sure, I still got Preacher’s daughter and Storage Wars but that’s it… And I am kinda sad because on HIMYM they finally revealed the identity of the mother, meaning the end is near for this sitcom; and I already lost Happy Endings and Whitney this year... my oldest didn't take the news well about the cancellation of those 2 last shows… So at this time we will have nothing better to do than to talk to each other and catch up on our lives, or worst yet… we’re going to have to read!! Awful!!!... Oh well, life goes on…

Take care folks…

Tuesday, maroon on an island...

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Good Tuesday gentle folks….

It`s a better day than yesterday with sun and higher temperatures…I’ll take that…and apparently we’re expecting BBQ weather for this weekend of celebration… there is my daughter’s birthday, patriot’s day in Quebec, Victoria’s day in Canada and I believe Columbus day in the US… what matters is that it will be a long weekend…..

So my wife is off to work somewhere remotely, I think a place about one hour away from here and having the soft heart she has, she dragged along a person that needs money and she just moved into our building... Hopefully she’ll be pleased with that lady’s work…

So as I was saying, big BBQ this weekend. We will have meat, hotdogs for the kids, guacamole, cake and anything else we could get our hands on… except cats!.. We just learn that people in Peru eat cats; yeah!! The persons that have move into the building have told us that they BBQ cats in Peru…And…shit wait! They’re cutting the freaking grass outside and I can’t hear myself think…

Catch you later folks…

When Universes collide

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Mighty cold for May out there, feels like Autumn; I could have sworn I saw some drizzle!... I guess our summer pass already, now onto winter…

So yeah, I got several projects going in my life, besides playing Farmville2 on FB, I am also tackling maths and now…. Physics!...I’m preparing so when I die I will not be stump by the math test they make you take to go into heaven…. Trust me, there will be one. Also, I am doing astronomy on the side (thus physics) and not to mention, religion!.. so I’ve been keeping busy. I know what you’re going to say: “How could you marry the logical with the illogical?”…. t’s alright, I got this… Just like I made the Mormons realized that we came from the monkeys, I am pretty sure that with some puppetry I can make a believer of people like Plait, Kaku or even Hawking….My theory pleases both worlds and it cannot be deny since they have to prove or disprove the existence of God and on the other hand, they need to disprove all those big bones we’ve been finding… so it’s a win/win situation…. I deserve a medal for shit like this… I am awesome…

Take care folks…

*drawing courtesy of the web site http://www.economist.com/blogs/babbage/2010/09/science_and_religion

A father thing

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Happy mother’s day North-America, Canada, US….

I was going to post yesterday but a mega-mother’s day party got in the way… it was done yesterday to make sure that everybody was cover: the Latinos moms, the North American chicks and whomever celebrates mother’s day on the 11^th of May…. This morning my girls gave their present to their mother and I am happy to report that I followed the guidelines from the Bank of Montreal that suggested that the value of this year’s gift be set to $107 dollars….for some odd reason, they believe that fathers are useless and therefore deserve a $95 dollar gift certificate from McD's…well somebody just lost a long-time customer….Need I remind them that without a father there wouldn't be a mother’s day present?...think about that when you’re doing your maths next time…. And trust me, if it wasn't for me my wife would have gotten diddly squat; not even a mother’s day card….that’s sad….so, long live the fathers of the Universe, cause I’m sure that aliens have the same problems as us homo sapiens…..

Take care folks…

What a day

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.. and a happy mother’s day to you Latin America… God bless all the mamacitas out there…

Hectic freaking day so far, a mess folks; a mess! First of all the new catheter they just installed last week was block… so I needed a nurse… then while she here I had construction guy who’s doing the building’s exterior come in and asked me if I needed something special for my site, seeing that I’m supposed to do construction on my patio door; and finally the landlord comes to sk if my wife provide with kitchen service, seeing that she doesn’t know how to cook…and now we are waiting for the UPS guy or a parcel…what a day; and I haven’t even played properly my farm in FB!....life is hard folks…

For now folks… let me eat something…

And it's done... I think

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Busy Busy Busy….

And late too!

It all started with my nurse who changed my dressing late, and like I had warn them, if they came pass 9:00 AM they would have to put me in bed and they would have to put me back on the chair….I wasn’t that mean, I just told him to put me in bed and to let me there because my bath guy was going to be coming soon…at least that’s what I thought… the freaking bath guy was late too!!... then throughout the bath he keeps telling me how tuff it is to get a girl and I have to half sympathize with him acknowledging that sometimes it’s hard and…and… well it’s true! You ladies can be such a handful sometimes! Take today for example, while juggling my bath, my diabetic conference call, my debating whether my mother has beginnings of some brain problem, MY BLOG… I still have to make time to find a banana bread recipe because the lady of the house wants me to do so… it is tuff sometimes, so hang in there bath guy. .. Oh, the diabetic nurse wasn't happy that I did not take measurements for my before meal reading, and to that I say: F_U lady!...Follow up, that is… I got MS and you try to work a small machine with hands that don’t respond that well…oh well, que sera sera…right?....you know I’m right!..

Take care folks…

Just plain weird

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Well the grooming lady did not showed up today, apparently business is booming and she can keep up… I feel bad for her…. She did leave me a message yesterday, on my cell, I returned her call today and I am wondering where the F did she get my cell from…. Weird!... Right now I’m still on my chair and I’m about to have coffee… Oh and BTW, I’m getting a cleaning lady… yeah, my wife is too tired of cleaning and we will get a cleaning lady… weird, isn’t it?... is like when a doctor goes and see a doctor type of shit…. That’s my day…

Take care folks…

Monday and its stories

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Well, still waiting for the groomer to show up and make Olivia pretty; God knows she needs it… so this afternoon was wasted playing Animal Farm 2 from FB and looking for articles wherever my little girl was mentioned; and I found 2 places!... All of them congratulating her for the winning art design for her category… cool! All I got when I was a kid was a mention on the newspaper when I played football… there were other accomplishment in my life but nothing major came out of it…. A life well wasted folks… any hoot, here is a copy of the winning art design entitle “Arc-en-ciel brisé” by Alejandra Guzman-Chavez and the link of one of the sites that congratulate her and one where they talk about the event…

Link 1

Link 2

They were impress by the lines

Take care folks…

Sunny Wednesday...

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Good day populace…

Well today is the day Olivia gets shaved or close to that… they are coming this afternoon to groom her…this is to add to the yearly expense my wife had to do yesterday on her for vaccine, blood exams, heart worms vaccines…blah blah blah… Almost $500 dollars! half her vacation money gone in the space of ½ hour…sucks… I was telling my bath guy today about this, he’s a dog lover too, and he tells me that in the space of 2 months he has had to spend close to $600 on his dog for similar action and as a bonus he had to have his dog check for an allergy of some sort….

Did you guys see the story of the girls who were being held captive for almost 10 years? Crazy mother fuckers those Cubans, I would sentence them to jail rape by 300 men… I think the death penalty is too sweet for persons like this; let them suffer… of course if this was in Canada we would probably try to help them psychologically.. Then we would set them free…. Yay Canada, where “I’m crazy” still works…

Take care folks…

Tuesday's affairs

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Good Tuesday folks…

Let’s get down to the details of my day…

Well it was one of those nights where I woke up at 2:45AM and went back to sleep until 4:45AM! Why?...haven’t got the freakiest clue! All I know is that waiting for my bath ladies, cause there were 2 today, I was dosing off. Then the bath was done and I was dosing once again while waiting for my meals on wheels; and they were late! I finally was eating at 12:17PM; their fault they got me used to getting my food by 11:30AM… and I wasn't the only one, no. At around 1:00PM the head office of the meals on wheels called me to find out if I had gotten my food already because there were several people that had not received their food yet; I told her I had but that they were late…so I don’t know what is going to happen; maybe they'll fired the person who created all this brouhaha….I wonder if they can fire a volunteer?........ things that make you go um?...

Any hoot, another glorious day out there but it’s going to be rainy in a couple of days.. As long as the sun comes back…

Take care everybody..

Burger Monday

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Hope all is well…

Today is my second BBQ with the girls, we are having burgers… Apparently it is hot out there and my sister-in-law suggest that if I wonder outside that I wear a hat…I think I’ll do, I make anything I put on look good…

Today is been a slow day, I already took a nap since yesterday I went to sleep rather late.. 1:00AM… that is zombie zone for me, at that time I’m already in lala land; but yesterday was an exception, we saw the end of “The Amazing Race” and by the time my wife went to drop off my mother-in-law it was midnight… I forgot to mention, we saw a PVR version of the show since my wife was doing her duties as building cleaning engineer… sucks to be her, she should get a job as a philosopher like me….money for nothing and the chicks for free….

Take care folks…

Nothing but blue

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Weekend’s done…sniff…they go so fast….

So how was your cinco de Mayo?  I had my first BBQ, asparagus, meat, corn and tonight? Coffee and cake! It was an awesome weekend…and now, what am I doing? Magic Mike time with the ladies, it sucks!! I know that you girls are all drooling but it really is not like that…trust me! In my days I venture to a club like that for the sake of befriend some chicks… they wanted to go and see a show, so being a nice person my little brother and me went to club 281…Montreal folks know what that place is or was about… and the only thing I can tell you is that my brother was impressed by the choreography….he’s always been the weird one….any hoot, I hope you had a good weekend…

Take care folks…

A walking example of good

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Glorious Saturday to you all…

Thank you Elders...

A wise person once said: “If you have nothing good to say about somebody, shut the fuck up...” (okay, that last part was an adlib on my behalf)… but I will like to state that from now own, I will no longer have anything to say about the Mormons. They have gained my respect when it comes to decency, humanity, kindness and overall good looks… sorry, just had to throw one last punch in there…

These people came, they saw and they installed my A/C unit in a flash and in a very professional manner! They are actually a living example of what the Bible states about J.C… they didn't accept food, they didn't accept drinks, they didn't accept money!! I will now shut the F up when hearing bad things about them; heck I will defend them if I can…. They have earned my (Fist bump) Respect…Kudos Elders! That’s the way to lead by example…

Take care folks…

PS you know that I will still trash the Jehovas, right?! They send these cladly dressed women to try to save my soul…bad people, very very bad people….

The Mormons and the A/C

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Well I was out and about all afternoon… I received the Mormons and it was the original pair I had received way back when, I also enlisted their help regarding the installation of my A/C unit; hey, they asked for it… so tomorrow at 1:00 PM they should be here setting up my A/C unit, bless their heart; I mean it… I also went to get some of that chicken and didn't find any, but they did have instant coffee at a discount so the trip was not in vain… BTW, I didn’t like that store, it had small isles and cumbersome corners; don’t think I’ll go back there…plus my butt hurts due to all the potholes on the sidewalk… When I came back, I went to purchase the tape that I need for the installation of the A/C unit and apparently it was the wrong one, so I had to go back… now, I am pooped and can’t wait for the A/C to be up and running….yay Mormons…

Take care folks, happy weekend to you all…

Friday's

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Good day people…

I’m in one of those moods since the morning and I better snap out of it since I have the Mormons coming over for a quickie… I told them I could only give them ½ hour since I had to go out; and I am not lying, as soon as my girl comes in I will be out of here….and I don’t know why they are calling me back, I told them that I was going to be busy all week long…they better not push the get rid of “adoration” artifacts because I will tell them to never come back again… Real bitchy mood today folks and I know what triggered the whole existentialist crisis and there is nothing I can do to change the facts….

On a happy note, my wife will probably install the A/C this weekend and all doors and windows will now be closed for at least 7 months…also, this afternoon will probably wondered off to another shopping center a bit farther then my usual one… they got chicken specials folks, can’t afford to miss that!!

Any hoot to recapitulate, bitchy mood, A/C and chicken specials….awesome day ahead…

The answer is always AMW

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…Okay, so she gave me an answer that left me shocked…

Apparently her folks and she had left California to immigrate to Quebec 20 years ago… I was baffle, confused, shocked! Why in heaven’s name do you leave a “better” country to come to one where French is in danger and must be protected against the English heretics? Why!!??... The woman couldn't explain why her parents left the USA, but claim that she was happy here and that the song reminded her of the place she was from….I guess I get it; I mean, I still choke when I hear “La Cucaracha”, but why hadn't she told her folks “adios amigos” and returned to her country? She just said she had a life here now and he was happy with coming and going… I on the other hand, smell “America most wanted” and you can bet your sweet ass I’ll be looking at the show to see if she pops up in one of them episodes… besides, I like “Sweet home Alabama” over that hippy anthem of "California Dreaming" any day…

Take care folks…

California dreaming..

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Good day to you all…

Well weekend is almost here, got to love this weather we are having; I have been wearing sandals and shorts since yesterday….Aaah, summer!

You know that in life you get thrown all sorts of different experiences that you have probably never gone through before, right? Well today was one of them days for me….sigh…

I’m doing F all when out of the blue my patio door gets knocked on, lucky patio door, by a blond blue eyes woman, that was probably 34 years old and was here to wash me…..???!!..I’m sure she’s doing this  to get money for her heroin addiction because girls like this just don’t knock on doors and tell you to strip down while she gently, oh so gently, caresses your body with lukewarm water….soaps it up real good and then washes your sins and hers away with water that gets flushed…..sigh… Is my dream, don’t interrupt…

So where was I?? Ah yeas, blond blue eyes,okay! So she comes in and first thing she says is that she likes to work while listening to music… okay, whatever rocks your world toots… So she inserts a CD in my computer and suddenly my room gets filled with “beach” music; one of the songs that surprises me is “California dreaming” to witch I could have sworn I saw her dance while it was playing…so I bit and asked her why she like the song so much; and she gave me an answer that left me shocked…obviously, I have ran out of time here and will share this answer with you in my next post…pinky swear. I know, I can be such an assh*le sometimes…

Take care folks…

Compounding seconds...

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Good hump day to you all…

All my medical appointments have been dealt with, I only have the dishwasher guy this afternoon to fix the stupid thing. Now I know that last I wrote to you I had mentioned that it was probably my wife’s fault for not having clean the water filter, but she swears she has, so the guy is coming to fix the darn thing in the afternoon. God what a beautiful day out there, I think I am going AC as of this weekend… no more windows open for me folks, it will all be recycled cool air….Ah, I think the Mormons are shunning me since yesterday I had to cancel my meeting with them due to my wheelchair needing repair; also, they wanted me to get rid of a crucifix because I am not supposed to adore material things… ok, first of all it belong to my grandmother and she gave it to my brother, who in turn gave it to me… the thing is probably hundreds of years old, so step away from the cross… second, it represent the same guy the Mormons worship, so what the hell man!? I guess they want me to get rid of the wheelchair too because I idolize it….yeaaah, no, not gonna happen. Let’s see if they call back for another visit….

Any hoot, doing the waiting game people! Enjoy your day…