Friday, March 1, 2013

The Pope story


Hello!

Happy March people…

I would like to share with you (who do not know) part of the papal election. I decided to do this because my girls and my wife weren’t aware of this tidbit that I was made aware by my mother eons ago… She herself had learn it in biblical class when she was a kid and I take it it is true because my grandmother who had the chance to meet the pope wouldn't have tolerate a lie such as this..so here we go…


The Election

It is said that hundreds of years ago the Catholic folks elected a woman, by mistake, as the pope. I know, you are probably going “???” ,  imagine is like the KKK elected a colored person to lead the organization… not going to happen…  so the mistake was quickly corrected and erased from history, and to make sure that it (mistake) didn’t happen again they created the papal seat…It was design so that whomever had been nominated pope had the balls to prove it, literally!  Once it has been proven that the pope is physically a man, white smoke comes out the chimney…. Thus the reason why men smoke a cigarette after a lovemaking session…ok this part is not true but it is a good analogy of the whole papal election, I mean the guy has a his balls touch and then smokes comes out….I am on the midnight express to hell, am I?....

Take care folks…

PS makes you wonder why women can’t be popes, I mean in the begening the whole church thing used to be held in the kitchen area by women… go figure…

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