Thursday, November 8, 2012

Sex and the broken thing


Hello!

Good freaking day folks….

It’s been a “busy” one for me, so far….

Remember I said that my nurse was coming over to change my catheter? Well he came and it was a bit problematic for him to change the dam thing… it appears that it was getting stuck to my skin; really! He had to pull a bit on the dam thing to be able to take it out and when he put the new one, he had to force a little… so not a pleasant experience this morning…Then while having breakfast….RING RING…The phone, private number; what gives?!? It was the CMR lady, she’s pregnant; what do I tell my wife now?! Okay, it might as well have been a call like that, but it was from the CMR…Remember that I had made an appointment to go and fix the wheelchair, again, because of the crack? Well they were sending someone over to investigate further; “Just to make sure I am safe…” were the exact words of the lady… W T F people!! A big “WTF?”… I was going to have a technician drop over the house to assess the situation…. Well he came and left and the news weren't pretty, the motor is broken already! He was going to talk to his boss so that they could rush a new motor and fix the situation ASAP as he didn't know how long this one could hold out.. he prescribe no big outdoors outing like the one of Tuesday and he strongly recommended sex; lots and lots of sex…I will oblige….


May the force be with you...

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