Barter king..sort of..

Hello!!

Good remainder of the day people..

Hey, I traded my way to a house!

I used to see the show where people traded stuff until they got what they wanted; in my case, I wanted a house. I started with a pin. I then went on to a pen followed by a chocolate bar. As I continued my hunt for my goal, I got a roll of toilet paper. This was a critical point in my wheeling and dealing since it allowed me to trade it for a 1965 Oldsmobile, poor guy couldn't hold it in any longer (thanks Ex-lax) ... I then went and drove the car around to be seen by potential swappers and it worked! 3 days into my riding game, some dude wanted to trade it for an AK-47 with a clip, next thing you know, I'm getting a freaking house!...with the help of an AK-47...

It’s all kosher, I don’t think the dude's going to come back and yell “foul”….that has only happened once in human history…

Take care folks….

PS Who says I'm not smart....


PS...Just kidding, imagine me trying to hold on to an AK-47...I think I would accidently shoot my wife and kids...just accidently ...