Wednesday, October 24, 2012

The building's clairvoyant


Hello!

So had my Bistro microwave thingamajig, did some genealogical research (without success), I think my day is done and I can basically shutdown for the rest of the day…

Hey! Did I tell you about one of the new tenants of the building? He’s there but he isn’t? Mentally challenged type of shit… Yeah, I don’t know if to feel sorry or what for these type of people. I mean, he doesn’t know what is going on around him and basically says little or when he does he says “things that make you go um?!”. Yesterday I was going out and he was nice enough to hold the door for my daughter while she set up the ramp. Well my kid got a taste of what the “Twilight Zone” is all about (no not the vampire shit), the guy looked at her and told her “There’s an accident and it’s all your fault”… my kid just did what I have taught them to do when face with an odd situation: Nod and smile…Come ‘on! This from a dude that all he does is push against the building door all day??!!..

But here’s the “WTF?!” moment, when I came back in and she was told to prepare the food for Olivia, while opening the can of dog food the dam thing exploded in her hands, maiming her left arm…okay it didn’t but the thing did explode in her and she was traumatized for a sec or two….Needless to say she wasn’t going to miss school because of this.. I reminded her of what our new loopy friend had told her and pointed out that this was probably the accident he was talking about…..she nod and smile…

Talk about your freaking Nostradamus shitheads…I don’t know who’s crazier him or me….

Take care folks!

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