Hello!
So yeah, I did finish my last post quite abruptly and in
suspense, but there were reasons why. The first one being that my bath lady was
here and when you are asked to get naked because she’s going to make you happy,
you don’t asks questions… I am now a happy camper because I am clean… The other
reason?! Well… it had to do with the earthquake and how it attached itself to
December 21st 2012…. The end of the world, oooooh; as per those
crazy Mayans who had nothing better to do than to end their civilization in a “fuck
you all” state of mind…but let me explain…
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We all know what an earthquake is, right? (Tectonic plates
rubbing each other the wrong way…or some shit like that).. Well it’s not that
simple to some of us…. Earthquakes, floods, famines, gonorrhea are all signs of
the end of the world. The big guy is coming back to kick some non-believer butt…And
them freaking Mayans didn’t help either.. A lot of people who are nameless once
again and that I have to be there in moments like this to reassure them “we’re not going to die”, claim that the
earthquake is just a precursor event to what will happen come December… (I
swear if I would get a nickel every time shit like this happens…)… So once
again her or his world came crumbling down! “It’s over! Why continue?!”….
…!!!...Because it is not over!! The day will come when we
will be invaded by aliens and then you can say “It’s over!”.. but forfeiting because
some dorks who ran out of space on a rock to continue their calendar, no!! Mark
my words MC, Visa, Amex will all want to be paid that month; don’t give them
some lame excuse about the "end of the world" crap. Not gonna work…. I will die, he or
she will die my kids and their lineage will pupu caca out of existence and 500
million years from now humans will cease to exist… But ending on a specific
date just cause some old civilization said so, not going to happen….
Plus if it does happen, you can’t sue me; you’ll be dead and
so will I….
Take care folks!
PS My mother felt the quake and so did many other people I know...Sucks to be me...
My top 5 end of the world predictions:
1st Sucker punched by an asteroid
2nd Aliens come by and they are not happy to see us
3rd Trigger happy humans with nuclear weapons
4th Gamma ray hits Earth and we wobble ourselves into oblivion
5th Natural causes... Sun engulf Earth as well as the other 3 rocky planets and I ain't talking about Ur-anus. Get It?!
Obviously there are other scenarios but highly unlikely... I mean, a giant Elvis, really?!....
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