Hello, again!!
Sorry to bug, but don’t you just hate it when you say
goodbye but then the conversation, although one way, is re-opened?
Yeah well, MY NEW CHAIR IS READY!!!! I just call them and I talked
to my occupational therapist, who at this moment is the hottest thing in the
world, and asked her about my chair; and you know what said? “Sugar, it’s been
ready for a while as have I. How come they haven’t called you so we can test our
new sex toy?”…look I put quotation signs, so it must be true….AAaaa… I am so
turned on by her right now, my wheelchair that is, that I feel I am going to
faint!.. Candy red, new tilting mechanism, new controls…yeaaah… I got a HUD for
Pete’s sake!! Do you know what that is?!... That’s right, a Heads Up Display!!
You only find these things in F16s and other type of advance fighters…I got
freaking afterburners and fart eliminator!!! I am so going to rock! When I get
it I am going to go out and test that puppy at the nearest disabled center.. I
am going to turn heads when they see me… I’ll be the coolest thing since liquid
hydrogen, girls are going to go nuts over me; I’ll be like catnip to them!... The
Universe is getting right this time and I think I just soil my pants….
I’ll see you at the movies folks!!
PS I hope she wasn't playing with me... she will never call me back today...she's on freaking weekend time... I really hate her...
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