Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Pocket pooling my way through life

Hello!

You know, I was expecting complaints about my last post from The Bachelor Fans, Bible belt people or my wife and sister-in-law because I like Courtney to win The Bachelor. Surprise, surprise….My older brother had an opinion!!

-          “WTF?? He liked Kacie B too?!”

No, no voice…nothing like that! Nice to see you’re still there, you look good. But back to my brother. The man is a University graduate with 2 degrees and he’s a practicing lawyer who’s hourly rate is about $175 dollars/hour.  I know, pocket change for some of you out there but when he speaks the family listens. He was insinuating that I didn’t know what pocket pool was….really?!... I invented pocket pool!! Who was caught naked while playing with the maid’s daughter when he was 5 years old? ME! Who had affairs with married women? ME! And who got shot on the we-we while playing cops and robbers? Me! So I do know what pocket pool is?!!! I don’t like to mislead the masses and therefore research everything I write. I am known as honest Chuck by many and pocket pool Jim by others…scratch that…I know what pocket pool is…. 

Take care masses!

PS Plus I googled it to make sure….

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