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Good day people….
What a weekend people! It was another Taco mania event! The tacos were flying left and right, there was also beans, pico de gallo (a rough guacamole with big chunks of avocado), beer, wine (red and white), rice pudding, shit it was an orgy!!....gad I can’t believe I hate the whole things….!
And like an Animal Planet show were they depict the alpha lion being dethrone by much younger lions, so does this sad event occurs at these taco events. That little electromagnetic guy can sure gobble down whatever is thrown his way!! It’s like an Iron Chef match where we’re battling out to see who’s the pig who’ll reign supreme….he’s close, very close….. It doesn’t matter that I, being more experience, play with his head telling him how he is going to hell because the food we’re about to swallow down isn’t kosher and how fat an unattractive his wife will find him, dumping him for a younger model who eats alfalfa….No! The guy will one day sit proud on top of the food chain, basking in all his fat….er…glory looking out for potential contenders to his crown…..you go electromagnetic guru dude, you go….
I need an Alka-Seltzer….
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