The ass less wonder

Hello!


Well... I'm back! And yes going for a ride it's always a thrill with me. I mean, killing doctors, kicking dogs, it also happens with me. Also I discovered the reason why my legs and my ass hurts... Read on! Before I start I like to make a point that I'm actually taking care of my mother's dog right now, he's in the cage that belongs to Olivia, my brother told me to take care of her for a bit while he goes and sees my mother...

So, where was I? Ah yes, the visit. While drivers are really slow these last couple of days, they picked me up half an hour after I have said I have to be there. Then today I went to the hospital and first of all they make us sick guys, delivery guys, anything that has wheels take the service elevators. No problem, they are faster than the other ones, most of the medical staff take these things. So I got into one and so did a stretcher guy and a doctor. I told the stretcher guy I was going to the fourth floor, so he punched it in. Then we stop at a floor where there was a mixup and I thought the doctor had gone off the elevator so we came to my floor I started to back up and then I hear a faint voice telling me to stop while he changed side. I told him I was real sorry that I thought he had left the elevator. So Chuck almost killed a doctor! When I was coming back I was in a bus where there was a service dog accompanying someone on a wheelchair, so I had to be extra careful backing up. As I was doing this I got a spasm, who I hited? The poor dog... I felt bad for the poor little thing, I love animals.

So that was my adventure regarding the hospital visit, now for my discovery. A long time ago I was getting a suit done for myself and the tailor was honest with me and told me that the big problem I had wasn't that I was big but rather that I had no ass! FU tailor guy, I don't need your remarks about my butt or lack of. But guess what? I found out that being on the wheelchair gets me tired, I thought it was my weight but I don't think so, I think the problem is that I have no butt, not only do I have no butt, I have a freaking deficit! Yeah, instead of having a small thump or a flat ass, I got an internal ass! So my body doesn't end flat were my butt is but rather takes a sharp turn to connect with my legs... I am known as the ass less wonder...


Take care folks!