Cheating

Ok I am cheating here....and blogging about it too. Must be a first....


So all the women of the house are out cutting their hair on Saturday and the game is not on yet....so I will start blogging today and continue tomorrow.

And I didn't last much....they came back as soon as they left :-(

Ok, it is Sunday morning the girls are preparing to go to their aunt's house, my wife is preparing herself too....just how far is this freaking place??? Maybe they are leaving me....that would be something....be still my beating heart.

So, what you want to talk about??

I know, I talk you listen!

So yesterday I was thinking of giving this post a sexual twist, but I changed my mind seeing that there may be kids who are reading this....I think that that the last statement is pure baloney: "...there may be kids who are reading this..." pupu caca I say.

When I was a kid, my mission in life was to know everything. I rented my first porno flick when I was 14 and I dragged my little brothers along for the ride..But this is nothing...I was caught with a girl butt naked under a bed when I was 6, 6!! Then it was downhill from there...My libido has always been dynamite...until I settle down: got a wife, got kids.....got sick. But while I was able....boy was the ride fun.

I'm sure my mother thought I was the holiest of children. This is what I think of my nieces, nephews...DAUGHTERS! If they are anything like me we got a problem. Somehow life put things in front of me as if to test me and I just kept on saying "Sure, why not!" I was like the Energize bunny: "keeps going and going and going..." I really didn't care who they were, who they were married to or how old they were. I f*^k anything that moves, don't move!


Well that's my two cents on sexuality....let's move on.


2012


Did you know that 2012 is right around the corner?? Two more years and we're a goner. I don't partake in this belief; I think that come December 22nd I will still have to pay my credit card bill. Would be funny if I tell them that because 2012 I didn’t pay last month bill..Maybe I will try it.

As I said, I'm sure I'll be there past 2012, but what if the Aztecs/Mayas/Incas were right? I got a theory that scares me:

Those civilizations were good in astronomy, what if they calculated the orbit of an asteroid that will collide with earth in the year 2012?? That would be bad...maybe it would be the end of life as they know it...back in those days the whole world to them was small, very small...they didn't know there was more. They only knew Mexico, but they are already screwed so they won't see a difference. It's true, I see the news and they are getting clobber left and right.

So my belief is that 2012, not happening. It will be another Y2K thing. And I was there...

I was the person on call that day. I had to be proactive and call certain places in Europe to make sure they were still around. To this day I'm pretty sure there is a French lady by the name of Sonia still wondering why she got a call that night...I dialled the wrong number ok??

At this point I am tired so this is all I am writing. But keep 2 things in mind that will help you all your life:

- If you move I will f%*k you
- If you don't move 2012 will do you

What are the chances??? Slim, right?


Be happy.