The inquisition

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Argh… just when I thought I was out, they bring me back IN!.. Stupid Mormons, it’s been so long that they stopped calling, they stopped asking if they could come over, they stopped trying to save my soul, that I forgot completely about them and their existence…. Double freaking argh!!! I would have probably tolerated a call or a faraway salutation, but nooo, not them; they had to drop by unannounced and catch me half naked with the purpose to say “hi”.. “They were in the neighborhood..” and drop by to see if I needed anything; yeah, leave me the fuck alone now, you had your chance! I was really going to join your church and obey your rules, but you wanted at all cost for me to go into the baptismal pool… you couldn't have a pinch-bather (see what I did there?) to go into the pool for me…no it had to be me! Well too late, you miss the boat, now leave me alone. I am interested in a different religion now. Yes, this one believes that aliens are Satan’s mignons and they must be stopped…True story here folks, but I will not go into details, let’s just say I sleep with a loaded gun under my pillow now just in case  ET drops by unexpected to try and take me away….

Take care folks…

I swear it was broken

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Yeah so, what the hell man!?

I called the dishwasher repair person because the machine wasn't working and lo and behold the stupid thing works! I saw it not working, my wife tested it to make sure it was on the fritz, my daughter concurred with us that it was DOA, the freaking parish priest lent us some holly water to put in just in case it was a demon inside the machine making all this problems and the freaking thing worked… It freaking works! I could feel the guy’s eyes looking at me with the case “ID-10T” look… I use to give this look, through the phone, to many of my customers and now I was in the receiving end. Dear Lord, I asked the guy a thousand questions to make sure he wasn't a fault, but no, you cannot argue with end results. At the end I just told him that it was probably my wife that wasn't used to the electric appliances we had, the guy agreed that maybe it was her…. Poor guy doesn't know my wife is an ex-wrestler that could judoka the fuck out of you…

Any hoot, take care folks….

Small talk

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Happy whatever folks…. Hope life is treating you well…

So another “hectic” day for me again, with 1 call, 1 bath lady and a dishwasher repairman to drop by today; it’s going to be tough… didn’t get my beauty sleep last night; this Netflix is killing me with its Breaking Bad crap… highly addictive program that makes you wonder why I am not cooking meth yet… But at least I am up to date with the Walking Dead show; now we are all eagerly awaiting February 9^th for the beginning of the new season…I think I will nappy poo today, put on some astronomy or physic’ show, recline back and wonder off into the stars…. Shit, it’s super windy out there…. I am happy I’m inside… any hoot just a quick good morning post, hopping to post something in the afternoon…

Take care people….