Wednesday, January 8, 2014

The inquisition

Hello!

Argh… just when I thought I was out, they bring me back IN!.. Stupid Mormons, it’s been so long that they stopped calling, they stopped asking if they could come over, they stopped trying to save my soul, that I forgot completely about them and their existence…. Double freaking argh!!! I would have probably tolerated a call or a faraway salutation, but nooo, not them; they had to drop by unannounced and catch me half naked with the purpose to say “hi”.. “They were in the neighborhood..” and drop by to see if I needed anything; yeah, leave me the fuck alone now, you had your chance! I was really going to join your church and obey your rules, but you wanted at all cost for me to go into the baptismal pool… you couldn't have a pinch-bather (see what I did there?) to go into the pool for me…no it had to be me! Well too late, you miss the boat, now leave me alone. I am interested in a different religion now. Yes, this one believes that aliens are Satan’s mignons and they must be stopped…True story here folks, but I will not go into details, let’s just say I sleep with a loaded gun under my pillow now just in case  ET drops by unexpected to try and take me away….


Take care folks…

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