The result of bad weather

Hello!

Good Sunday people…

I guess things happen for a reason…

You know how yesterday I was all bummed out about having stupidly forgotten to reserve a bus and how, because of the weather, it was impossible for me to stroll to my brother’s house to partake on the festivities…. Well, as I said, if it’s meant to be it will be and thank God it wasn't… first of all, it was supper hot (+38c) and I would have gotten there but would have probably never made it back; Second, by the time I would have come back, I would have been supper drenched in water… I mean, think of hurricane weather and that’s how bad the freak storm of yesterday was… Thank you universe for having me stayed in the comfort of my pad watching a movie… any hoot, hope you’re having a wonderful day today and that the stars are smiling upon you…

Take care folks…

A funny thing happen to me

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A funny thing happen to me that made me realized that I may be losing it….

You see folks, I been really all pep for the party today, so pep was I that I forgot to reserve my bus today. Yup, not proud of that one, I really drop the ball on this one. I had my nice summery clothe ready, my nephew was advice that I needed him to zap my head because my “hair” was too long; heck I even bought a birthday card for the occasion! And trust me, I never buy birthday cards for any occasion; it is usually an envelope with $40 dollars in there and the mention “Happy bday” on the outside… So yesterday night we were talking about how fun it was going to be and how wet we were going to get because of the heat, and then my wife goes to me: “what time is your bus picking you up?”

“Fuck me!”… I forgot to reserve the bus! And it was 8PM; they take reservations until 6PM…. What a caca head! I play Farmville all freaking day and I did fuck all, and I completely completely forgot to reserve a bus… Talk about your dick weeds! Now, if it’s not too hot, I will have to wheelchair my ass there, but it doesn't look good… too bad, there is going to be a wet T-Shirt contest and I’m sure I would have won it….

Take care folks…

June starts right now

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Happy June folks…

Hot and humid in my neck of the woods, there’s no way I’m stepping outside today…. F the sweet sixteen party, I’m going to be dead by the time I get back. And you know the scary part about this heat wave? The electric company keeps on having brownouts that keep you on your toes because you don’t know if electricity is going to come back.. We had one early this morning and it woke me up faster than you can say “free sex”, I was afraid for a couple of seconds but then electricity came back up and I could fall asleep another 3 hours until I was awoken by the sweet smell of coffee from McDs…. Got to love Saturdays….

Take care folks…