It always rain on Tuesday

Hello!

I was TKO people…napping away! I told you that this change of hour wasn’t my thing… Besides, it is a rainy type of day and I am sure that thousands of people take nap in such weather…

And now I have to contact the future school of my daughter to ask if it is wheelchair accessible or not; it seems that uncle J might have to bring her…I think that the girls like uncle J because he’s an important part of the cousin making contraption… plus he needs to behave if he wants my wife to bring him stuff back from Mexico. Remember uncle J: first is the Mexican sniffing dogs, then is the American Rottweiler, then is the Canadian German Sheppard and last but not least it’s the Salvadorian inspection police that withholds anything that they may consider dangerous…oh and BTW, you can keep my daughter as I know she will eat you guys out of a home….

Take care folks! 

Grandma sex

Hello!

Glad to see you here…

Well I just finished having my bath and was it ever a chatty one….Dear lord I learned stuff that I would have never guessed in a million years!

Last Thursday I had a little old lady 50-60 years old. Very nice person, had the look of a church going gal, the type that never breaks a thing and that carries a rosary in her purse…I think that a rosary is the last thing she packs, I’m certain that she had a dozen condoms in her purse and they were all King-Kong sizes!! You know the expression: ”Speak softly but carry a big stick”? Well I’m sure that her motto in life is: “Speak softly while looking for big…risks.” (it’s a family oriented blog! What do you want!?). .How do I know this??

I know this because my bath people told me so!!!

When I told them that I had an old lady come on over last week, they immediately said the name of the lady and told me her story! Apparently this little church going gal likes them young!! Right now she is going out with a 30 year old stallion that grabs the attention of most of the young ladies out there. AND her previous boyfriend was also young but she got tired of him and found a new one!! I almost got raped!!! Had I known this, I would have asked her to frisk me and make sure that I had nothing big and dangerous with me and….is it getting hot in here??....I will never pass judgment on people again! All of you are sick sex searching people….and I am the solution…

Take care people!

Outside

Hello!

Went…out…….sideeeeee!!!

It was a beautiful day and I had my little one bring me outside when she came home. Ook a couple of pictures, including one of some ducks coming back to R&R, there`s also Olivia and her master and finally the reason while I`m all hype about summer coming our way…Plus…. I have sent the papers needed for my door!| It`s a waiting game now!!

Off to eat some chow people|

Believe it or not, there's a line of ducks upthere

Sit Ubu, sit.

Left over snow... A shitload...