Hello!
Happy Tuesday folks….
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| The mother of all trees |
So, my bath person was late today, apparently she had an
issue with her tire rim this morning and seeing she never had given me a bath
before she was lost. O boo freakin hoo! Shut up and give me my bath you
inferior human…. That`s what I should have said according to my better half beliefs
of me on how I treat people; I`m an ogre according to her. Mexicans, who the
bleep gets them!
Any hoot, the lady that came was humming Christmas carols
throughout my whole bath…Jingle bells, Silent night and little drummer boy! I
asked her if she was in a holiday mood and she replied `Yes`; that there were
only 39 weeks and odd days until Christmas! WTF!? We haven’t even gotten a
decent spring day and this nutzoid is wishing for Christmas!? Well she
finished given me a bath but left a little reminder so I wouldn't forget her:
Jingle bells playing in my head, nonstop!!
Merry Christmas foplks... Pre-emptive strike is always the best.........
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