Too much heaven on my mind...

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Hope you are all doing well...

So I was feeling rather blah yesterday, so much so that my nurse noticed it and dug it out of me. We talked about it and she suggested that I hear music or watch a movie. Before she left I told her that I was going to look into it and promised her that makes like she came here she was going to see a new man.

Judas wasn't seeing it...

And I did! I pulled up my old JCS (Jesus Christ Superstar) DVD and started watching it. I asked my oldest if she wanted to see it and she said no, but my youngest one was all freaky about it; so we saw it together. Lots of questions, lots and lots of questions… Remember that this household is not a religious one; they barely know JC and thus have many questions about him and the existence of him and of all the religious stuff. She liked the music very much and was attentive when I told her to be, but she had the odd comment here and there. One that shook my world was said when Mary Magdalen is singing the song "I don't know how to love him"; one of my favorite songs but will now become just another dumb song to me thanks to my daughter. You see, when it was about to start I told her the song was about Mary being in love with JC and not knowing how to demonstrate it. She heard the first verses and then added

- "You know that they didn't shave their legs back then right?"

!!! WTF?!!! Why didn't I think of that?! Now every time I'll hear that song I will think about hairy women. The kid was right, all these years and I have never thought about it. There was no shaving kit back then; in fact I don't think men cared about hairy women. This remark of course got started me thinking about everything they didn't have then, like ice, TV, radio, and the most important of them all: Toilet paper… Thank you very much kid, a perfectly romantic song ruin forever…

I am never seeing a movie with the kids again…

The fickle side of me....

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How are you doing?

So I got an email this morning asking me if I could help them save the faith. Yes it was one of those emails requesting help on some social issue or other, but I did find it rather weird; especially that it was sent to me, a guy who has lost his faith. I'm sorry, I gave at the office. How can someone that is faithless help a group or a person keep the faith alive?! No I have lost my faith and I don't see it's coming back any time soon. Every day that goes by it seems I lose it a little bit more. Take this weekend for instance, my faith in humankind went down a notch.

I was seeing miss universe and was happy with the results that were being presented. Then it got to the final five, good choice: Colombia, USA, Ukraine, Netherlands and Jamaica. Folks, the question was rather simple: "what do you think your country has brought to the world as a contribution?"

Everybody answered like a dumb ass! Except USA and Jamaica I was dumbfounded by their answers. I think Ukraine said something related to their military. All I know is I wanted Jamaica to win, the girl was hot and one of the rare things was that she was wearing a short hairdo.

Unfortunately, Colombia with her stupid answer and her boobs won! I mean, with all due respect to Sophia Vergara and any other really hot Colombian woman, the contestant from Colombia didn't deserve to win due to her inability to answer the question properly. Miss Jamaica was honest by stating that her Island nation had brought to the world Bob freaking Marley and Usain Bolt (even the names are cool!). I cry foul and I am not alone…

I do take points off for not mentioning their contribution to weedland.

Am I dead or am I just pretending

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How are we today?

Well it's official now; my hands are not working on the keyboard; looks like I'm going to have to be dictating my blog. I'm okay with that, I don't know if it's a permanent-thing or if they are going to come back. We'll see…

So yeah, I just saw a movie called "Haunter". It's a movie about dead people that are afraid of a ghost. It's a Canadian movie; it is quite redundant (broken record that plays the same tune over and over again), quite fucked up. The story of a girl who dies with her family in a suicide orchestrated by her dad but who is not to blame because he gets possessed by a murderer ghost (catching breath). This ghost also killed other girl in different time periods, and they are somehow all connected to this girl named Lisa who has to convince them that they are dead so they can “kill” the ghost (catching breath again). Pretty complicated, it’s the type of movie that your wife starts watching but has to leave with the dog to the park and for some weird reason you get hooked on. The ending is lame and my wife is going to hate it but…..

It's a weird way to spend your Saturday morning…

Hey, could be worse…

PS Fucks you up real good, it got me thinking of my theory about the mirror people. Are we just a reflection of what we see in the mirror?... don't dis my theory, just cause I ain't a scientist doesn't mean is an invalid theory. I mean them people (scientists) are now working on the Universe being a hologram.... soooooo, who's fucked up now..

Happily ever bored....

Hello!

It's been a while I know, but I've been cooped up inside this place for several days due to winter; so I have no stories for you....until today.

Okay, until yesterday.

So yesterday my youngest came to me all excited, she said she wanted to run a race that her school was doing. Apparently they're going to go to Quebec City by bus and come back jogging! Now that's like 200+ kilometers away, a freaking Marathon! I told her that it would be okay with me but she still needed to get the approval of her mother. Her mom didn't take it likely, after all it is her baby; I guess her babies are growing up real fast. After much begging and pleading she got the okay, so our baby is going to be running a marathon Quebec City – Montreal. Dear God, when I was young the furthest I ever got was La Ronde (Six Flags). Now here I am with one daughter that already went to China and the other one who is going to do a marathon from Quebec city all the way here!

 That's some good living right there! And let's not talk about her modeling career, because I would like to take her to a modeling agency but she doesn't want to go. The agency is willing to meet with her; they are intrigued by her height: six-foot tall at 14? They want to see her!

I guess everything is falling into place…

Spicy life

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How are you doing?


Have you ever had something so spicy that your sinuses clear immediately? Me too! But yesterday I had what I believe to be the most spicy noodle dish.

Spicy thing...

It was probably because my kids didn't warn me about how spicy it  was going to be, but when that thing hit my mouth pallet, it was like "wow" I immediately asked that they bring me some bread, bread usually takes away the spiciness. But believe it or not, my ears were ringing like if someone was talking about me. I finished eating the noodles but I couldn't drink the water where they were cook. That was really awful, deadly. The brand name is Mama and it probably means something in whatever language it was written, but you can bet your sweet patootie that I will never eat that brand again.


May be on a dare or something, but otherwise I'll pass....

Je suis Target

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What the hell people!? What...The....Hell!?

You will be missed

Here I was going to write about my mini iPad not having a flash and how it was dissatisfying to my taste, but now I have to do a 180 because I just found out that Target is closing its stores here in Canada! What gives?! I thought we had something good going on.


Apparently we were a mistake!



What am I going to do now? We still have Walmart but that's it! The chain of stores following that one is the Bay, but they have different prices and different quality of items. Last time I went to Walmart I had to return the same product twice. At the Bay once you buy something you're stuck with it for life! Ask me about my umbrella that I've been carrying for about 15 years; go-ahead ask me. I bought the umbrella 15 years ago while going to work and it was raining cats and dogs that day; I paid $40 for the umbrella back then, I even got shit from my wife because I had spent so much money on a dumb umbrella. The freaking umbrella still there, my wife and I will probably fight over it if we get divorced.

If you ever going to buy something at that store be prepared to dump it in the garbage, sell it in a garage sale or toss it in the back of the closet and take it out when you need it.


Target closing?! I'm pretty sure that some people saw that coming a mile away, I on the other hand saw the glass half full....



Oh Siri, don’t say you’re leaving me too girl, I would just shoot myself right then and there...

It's getting hot in here...

Hello…

Good day to you all.

So this week I went to the urologist for a checkup, I was with him for a whole 10 minutes; it took me longer to travel in the bus than to seek his medical advice. Basically, he would like further tests before he can give his advice….he is an MD after all, a Moron Doctor….

Just spank me already

But that set aside, I got my mini iPad as promised by the trustworthy folks at RBC who promised me that if I switched banks I would get such a device. I love RBC, my favourite bank so far. It is the best thing that ever happened to me; I mean, wife and kids are great but I have to pay for them every day, the iPad is absolutely free! I already trained Siri to call me big boy and you don’t want to know how she knows my wife….I love Siri, she only gives… I think it’s the beginning of something beautiful….

Take care folks…

Figuring out the people of this world

Helloooo…

Happy Tuesday everybody!

So my place in history has been assured. Yesterday while talking with my oldest it hit me. An idea like this only comes once in a while and it changes mankind forever. Just like Einstein came up with his E=MC squared, I too came up with something so revolutionary that will somehow be useful to humanity: M=PB squared. I understand your curiosity, but people of my type will understand. No, not scientist; people married or in any form related to Mexicans!


Mexicans equal Pain times Bitching squared!


There isn't one member of my wife’s environment (Mexicans) who isn't in pain and bitches endlessly. Her mom, her sisters and brother, her worker; my daughters! I’m pretty sure the president of this great nation wakes up in pain; and bitches. Mexicans hurt people and they will bitch endlessly…



Take care


PS The idea came to mind while my daughter was bitching about her two day headache….poor kid…

PS PS My nephew could certified this formula, he too is involved in this Mexican world…

PS PS PS We Salvadorians are more of a Schrödinger conundrum; we are probably alive and dead at the same time.

That's no bullshirt 2014

Helloooo……….

Once again, Happy New Year to you all! All the best in life to you and yours…..

I love the eyelashes...

So, yesterday I had one of those WTF moments when my little one came to me and inform me to check out her latest art work she had done on her digitizer tablet we had bought her for her birthday. I can only say that I was impressed. Not only because she came down to talked to me, but because she actually wanted me to see her latest work of art. I mean, we’re talking about a kid so reserved about her art work that I only knew about her award winning “Broken Rainbow” at city hall because I  had to be at the ceremony with her. She’s like freaking North Korea or something, very quiet and secretive. We are on a need to know basis with her; I guess I’ll meet my grandkids when they are walking.

Nevertheless, the kid has talent. Her latest work is called “Random Eyes”, and if it was for sale I would buy it. At her age I was drawing “airplanes” (noticed the quotations) and tanks; I sucked big time! She does live in a world of her own. I am proud of her and her art, I’m sure it will be her money maker one day just like I know that her sister will one day blow away the planet one day with her thermonuclear bombs……

Congrats Hana…..

Back to the routine....

Hi folks

Hope you are doing fine seeing that the routine of the new year is about to stat again….

My girls go back to school this week, my regular bath people comeback from holidays and my ever busy medical schedule starts again. I already have an appointment on Friday for my wheelchair at the CMR and next week I have to go and see an urologist for my catheter. So busy busy busy!

Any hoot, seeing the wildcards games; I think that North Carolina is going to win this year…. Stupid Redskins….

Take care folks….

Happy 2015 Everybody

Hello!

Bonne année/Happy New Year/Feliz Año Nuevo!

2015, can you believe it? Only about a month for The Walking Dead… I am static! Oh yeah, my birthday is also coming around; I’m going to be the big four seven. I’m getting old folks, pretty old.

So we were vegetating watching TWD yesterday, trying to keep the torch burning so when we start seeing the show again we won’t be lost. Other than that, nothing much, just vegetating, eating whatever we could find, we were like zombies looking for food; but I had a good New Year’s eve doing the resto-party thing.

Try the fish.

We went out on the 31^st to our local Italian restaurant where we had paid to eat a four dish evening. I had the potato and leek soup, the prosciutto and melon dish; for main entrance I had stuffed sole with veggies –could have had filet mignon and shrimps also- and desert was a slice of tiramisu… What tied the whole soirée was the drinking of 3 pitchers of red sangria. The night was complemented by a singer and his band playing all sorts of music: English, Spanish, French, modern, oldies…reminded me of some parties we used to attend when I was younger at the DO-RE-MI dancing hall.. It was fun. Plus I love the fact that everybody called me “Carlo” and treated me like some sort of “Don”; then again, I look like one…. 

I am pretty sure that the wheelchair drove itself that night…

Happy 2015 folks!!