Divine intervention

Hello!

Good day you all…. Nice to see you…

Sucks to be you kid...

So I briefly touch the subject of me getting a drone last time… Well it’s a half-baked truth! I wanted to get one but my sour half claimed it was too expensive; com’on. Only $350..pfff.. peanuts! So I opted out for a quad copter called Manta; no freaking cameras like the other one but I thought it was a good compromise, but Hitler here had another opinion.

With her nagging voice she’s started to pointing out that our kid was having a birthday soon, I told her that I didn't want kids when we started so why should I pay for it now; right?! Well it wasn't enough then she pulled the Christmas card and what were we going to do if “WE” (because it’s always “we” when talking about expenses) didn't have the money. Woman, it’s a quad copter for crying out loud, the day them little peep squeaks come home with 4 arms I will be impressed and will treat them differently.. So let me be… then it was how her mother and sister were right about me and.. “Shut up” I said, your mother is Mexican and your sister is living la vida loca in a "Naked and Afraid" episode were she has to boil the water and eat worms; way back in the boonies! She shaves now for Pete sake, Sasquatch is afraid of her!

Well guess what, the Universe took her side and the quad copter was defective. I had to bring it back to get my money and peace of mind back… stupid quad copter, I didn't want you anyways. But when I got to the store the nice lady asked me if I wanted my money back or another one. I told her my money to which she replied “Aw too bad, I gave one to my nephew and he likes it..” SOLD! Give me another one I said. And this time it is working properly and I am having a blast! So, eat it you stupid Universe! Go and play in the freeway with my wife….

Take care folks…

PS In all fairness it wasn't my wife, the Universe or Sasqu…er... my sister in law’s fault. No, it was Karma. You see when I bought the quad copter I was waiting for my bus to comeback home when a little boy kept looking at me and my toy, so I kinda bully the 5 year old; I’m not proud but the moment called for it. I stuck out my tongue at him while pointing at my toy like saying “I got one and you don’t…” Not proud of that moment, but it was inevitable…. Even my daughter was taken aback by such actions from my part… so as you can see Karma took care of me…. But my quad copter works now you dumb kid and furthermore, “I got one and you don’t, I got one and you don’t..”… Loser….