Wednesday, October 29, 2014

My bizarre life and I

Hello!


Y’all are doing fine?.... good!

So I was planning to blog yesterday but life had other plans for me. It all started back in 1968 when I was born, my mother should had opted for a quick and painless death for me; instead of dragging my existence… would have been better…


Once  you go Mexican...
This is how I felt yesterday when everything that I tried to accomplish was a no go. Started with my wife freaking out about her stuff; it seems I am her secretary now and must think and do her stuff. Once that was done I wanted some “me” time to relax before I started my day. So I launched Civilization the game and  ...drum roll… Epic fail!.. It wasn’t working, so I trouble-shooted the freaking game just to find myself stressed out off my head... all of this while waiting to get my bath.  My bath girl came and went, I fixed the problem and just when I thought that I was going to finally play, the technician for my beeping lift came; and I mean beeping because it was beeping... The guy fixed my lift, 2 hours later and I get a call that I needed to go today and fixed the beeping wheelchair; and this time I meant beeping as a replacement for fornicated….So I had to cancel my bath today and travel to the CMR where they tackle the tilting mechanism and the feet rest yet again…ARGHHH! 

To top it all off, I am dreaming of affairs with twenty year old chicks…



Take care folks…

PS For the record, My wife does make me work but I also make her work; sooo, all is fine.

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