Saturday, August 2, 2014

My Ebola moment...no offence...

Hello!

No, I am not belittling the Ebola crisis that is hitting Africa right now… is just that…have you heard of the theory of relativity by that physic guy name Albert Einstein? Well it’s true! The Ebola thing seems to be pretty far from me at this point and therefore emergency level 5.

But just as Africa is going through this crisis, my household is going through a big crisis that rivals the Ebola one. Last night, my oldest literally screamed her head out with the words parents fear the most: I GOT LICE!!!....Shit Defcon 1!! There was a mobilization here at my household that needed to be done; assess the situation, wash clothes, wash bed sheets,  disinfect the kids… not the fat guy, he’s bald… contact  people that were close to my kid… A whole emergency procedure that we wish never to used was executed with military precision, included the cutting of her hair by half… and she was so proud of her long silky hair, oh well that’s the price you have to pay for hanging around head-butting who knows who…so we are on the way to a lice-free household that scared the heebie-jeebies out of us… I don’t know if little J’s family know yet, but they just went on a long car trip with my girls (enclosed quarters), sooooo they might just want to execute an emergency lice procedure… just saying…


Take care folks…


PS Stupid kid, now there is lice on my keyboard....

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